Tuesday: 0912 hours.Adventure mode travel to the NE corner, and use its power to repair all of my wounds.
You activate
Adventure Mode Travel and end up in the north east corner of the office [5], free from harm, injury and company! Many look at you with eyes of rage!
"Swoop, boy! Eat that bitch, there, she killed your brother Rex!"
Whilst pegging his collection of paperweights at any appealing targets in sight, Danny will wheel around on the Pterodactyl and bring it into a sharp dive, swooping down for it to chomp Tracy's head off!
Tracy acquires Inferno Stare! She grabs another t-rex tooth! She hurls it like a tomahawk at Danny, intent on bashing his head in with it!
DEATH COMBAT: CONTINUED AGAIN!Initiative: Danny [4] vs Tracy [4] =
Simultaneous Death Combat!Danny's too busy at the controls of his pterodactyl to throw his paperweights about, but successfully manages to bring his mount round and into a steep dive, swooping towards Tracy. She grabs a t-rex tooth and hurls it at Danny's head! It bounces off [1] the pterodactyl! It hits Tracy in the eye! She's horribly wounded!
Damage Sustained! Tracy: 2hp!
Wound Sustained! Left eye bludgeoned out with a t-rex tooth!
Trying not to laugh so hard he falls off the pterodactyl, Danny continues the swoop down [4]. Tracy jumps flat to the ground! The pterodactyl can't get at her! Danny swoops past at considerable speed, barely controlling the savage beast.
Powder Woodcutter's rage would stay with him to his death, and he ASPLODED IN A SHOWER OF BERSERKCUTTER'S SLASHES!
Raging until your inevitable headless and limbless death, you asplode in a shower of
BERSERKCUTTER'S SLASHES! The raw power is extremely focused! Slashes shower over the entire centre of the office! Blood rains down for miles around! Your body disintegrates! Your final thoughts are thoughts of awesome rage, and regret that you never prayed for those levers you pulled earlier to activate, possibly flooding the entire office with magma. Never mind though, as your final sight is one of blood!
Damages Sustained: Asploded [3]: 1hp!
Wound Sustained: Asploded!
Deceased!Damaged Inflicted: Danny [4]: 4hp!
Damaged Inflicted: Pterodactyl [6]: 12hp!
Damaged Inflicted: Ryan Lovechild [4]: 22hp!
Damaged Inflicted: ENTIRE HERD OF BURNING VELOCITERMINATORS [5]: 18hp!
Casualty Inflicted! Ryan Lovechild is deceased!
Casualty Inflicted! THE ENTIRE HERD OF BURNING VELOCITERMINATORS is deceased!Achievement Unlocked! Asplosion Massacre!
steal apertu- uh Gencorp portal gun from Alex Kangs cold dead hands.
You kneel to pick up the apermm what? Oh! The GenCorp portal gun when suddenly BOOM! The mad gardener you just decapitated asplodes in a shower of
BERSERKCUTTER'S SLASHES! Their power is extremely focused! You body is
BERSERKCUTTER'S SLASHED to pieces! You are deceased! Damn!
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”It's like that is it! You are the only one too weak not to fight! I shall slay you to bits!”
Bruce Halford realises that Daniel is now the biggest threat in the room, and vows [1] to fight him to the death! He jets right over to Daniel! He activates his Eyes of Doom! He passes out from the pain [1]!
UNCONSCIOUS!Damage Sustained: 15hp!
“Omnomnomnomnomnarrrrghhhgh!!1”
The entire herd disappears in a flash of
BERSERKCUTTER'S SLASH! Dead dinobodies litter the office! Dinolivers are everywhere! Dinoblood drips from the ceiling!
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Items: Science equipment, Cold thrower, faulty robotic power suit.
Hit points: 25
Wounds:Morale: -5
Failure Rating: 17.
Abilities: Adventure Mode Travel! ,
InventLocation: NE Corner
Items: Hit points: 0
Wounds: No legs, no arms, severed head!
Morale: -10
Failure Rating: 47.
Abilities: No-Legged Dwarven Murderer Rage! ,
Pray to the Lever God! ,
BERSERKCUTTER'S SLASH!Location: Centre
Achievement Unlocked! First Contestant Slayer!
Achievement Unlocked! Asplosion Massacre!
Items: Half a bagel, one oversized & oversharpened cheese grater, electric pencil sharpener, bunch of masterwork hefty paperweights, pterodactyl steed.
Hit points: 14
Wounds: None
Morale: -5
Failure Rating: 20.
Abilities: Mighty Power!, Robot-Dinosaur summoning.
Location: In the air above the centre!
Items:Hit points: 12
Wounds: No face, only one ear! Only one eye! (the right one)
Morale: -13
Failure Rating: 42.
Abilities: Head Smasher!Mental Ability:Crazy Bitch! Inferno Stare!Location: NW Corner
Achievement Unlocked! First kill!
Achievement Unlocked! Dinoslayer!
Items: The Xerox of Doom! , a dozen ready-printed newsletters, a handaxe.
Hit points: -10
Wounds: No eyebrows, no left ankle!
Morale: 8
Failure Rating: 4.
Abilities: Schadenfreude!,
CHILDHOOD PAIN! Location: Centre
Items: Mech-suit, flamethrowers x 2, Eyes of Doom
Hit points: 74 (including mech-suit)
Wounds: Left arm chewed off!
Morale: 0
Failure Rating: -100.
Abilities: Daughter Summoning! Death Grip! CEO and Overlord! Submission Drone Commander!
Location: Directly above you! And in the NE corner!
Items: Sharp teeth, sharp claws
Hit points: -8
Wounds: Extremely burnt!
Morale: 0
Failure Rating: -100.
Abilities: Biting You to Bits, Tearing You to Shreds, Some Kind of Strange Metallic-y Regeneration Shape Changing Thing I Don't Know it's Been Ages Since I Saw That But Don't You Basically Have to Melt Them in a Furnace? Any Ideas?
Location: Centre
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