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Author Topic: My Little Fortress. Glitterglen.  (Read 280796 times)

ansontan2000

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Re: My Little Fortress. Glitterglen.
« Reply #3690 on: November 30, 2011, 04:55:15 am »

*Bubbles climbs the stairs to find Khenal standing completely still.*
"...Khenal....Are you okay?
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Re: My Little Fortress. Glitterglen.
« Reply #3691 on: November 30, 2011, 04:59:15 am »

'BUT SHE DESERVES TO DIE! THE LONG RUN MATTERS MORE! USE YOUR BUCKING BRAIN!' Retorts Carrot.
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Dsarker

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Re: My Little Fortress. Glitterglen.
« Reply #3692 on: November 30, 2011, 04:59:20 am »

"You see...Kil doesn't like Carrot, as you've heard. If you ask her, discreetly mind you, to help you get Carrot's killer off, perhaps spinning a tale about how Carrot had kept coming home after, hmmm, attacking other mares, say? She kept it secret because she didn't want anyone to know, or maybe because she was afraid of him, but now that he's dead there's no point keeping it secret anymore. Maybe a few hints from Khenal or Starkey about how Carrot didn't like Friesden, and there! Bob's your uncle. Like it?"
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Re: My Little Fortress. Glitterglen.
« Reply #3693 on: November 30, 2011, 05:00:47 am »

Bob's your uncle.

I was not aware at all that ponies knew English witty comments.
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Re: My Little Fortress. Glitterglen.
« Reply #3694 on: November 30, 2011, 05:01:49 am »

Carrot briefly stares blankly at Keeper, then he kicks him in the face.
'THAT'S HORRIBLE! WHY NOT JUST HOLD HER DOWN AT BOW POINT AND FORCE THE INFORMATION OUT OF HER?!'
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Re: My Little Fortress. Glitterglen.
« Reply #3695 on: November 30, 2011, 05:02:20 am »

Bob's your uncle.

I was not aware at all that ponies knew English witty comments.

See, neither did I!
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Re: My Little Fortress. Glitterglen.
« Reply #3696 on: November 30, 2011, 05:03:09 am »

((Khenal, now would be a good time))
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Re: My Little Fortress. Glitterglen.
« Reply #3697 on: November 30, 2011, 05:03:28 am »

"What are you dribbling on about, Carrot? If there was some actual information we could use to get Friesden off, then please, do tell!"
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Re: My Little Fortress. Glitterglen.
« Reply #3698 on: November 30, 2011, 05:05:46 am »

'FOR THE LOVE OF...I'll say it in simple-pony since you all clearly have a speech impairment: HOLD KIL DOWN, POINT CROSSBOW AT HER HEAD, ASK WHATEVER YOU WANT.'
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Re: My Little Fortress. Glitterglen.
« Reply #3699 on: November 30, 2011, 05:06:51 am »

"What 'information' are you referring to? I'm suggesting we get her to lie, maggot brain!"
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Re: My Little Fortress. Glitterglen.
« Reply #3700 on: November 30, 2011, 05:09:06 am »

'DWARF!'
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Re: My Little Fortress. Glitterglen.
« Reply #3701 on: November 30, 2011, 05:10:24 am »

'Because a confession forced means nothing, Carrot.  I agree that she's a terrible pony, but you can't just go and kill her for being a bitch.'

Meanwhile, on the tower roof, I remain laying still, seemingly unresponsive to Bubbles' inquiries.



**************

Holy crap, now I see what everyone meant about the thread moving fast.
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Re: My Little Fortress. Glitterglen.
« Reply #3702 on: November 30, 2011, 05:11:51 am »

"Just damn well get her to lie for us, Khenal! As much as I like existing, I would personally rather not!"
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Re: My Little Fortress. Glitterglen.
« Reply #3703 on: November 30, 2011, 05:16:15 am »

'I WILL MAKE HER LIE, I CAN'T STAND EITHER OF YOU ANYMORE! BUCK YOU BOTH!' And with that, Carrot leaves Khenal and the mist whizzes past Bubbles, down the stairs, through the halls, under Kil's bedroom door, and finally into Kil.
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Holy jesus I thought I was ready but nothing could have prepared me for this
Hush, little Asea, don't you cry.
If he notices we'll surely die!
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Re: My Little Fortress. Glitterglen.
« Reply #3704 on: November 30, 2011, 05:20:00 am »

'...Buck.'
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