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Author Topic: I Just Want to be Badass  (Read 24139 times)

BunnyBob77

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Re: I Just Want to be Badass
« Reply #105 on: September 11, 2011, 03:56:23 pm »
Break down the door and walk in.
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Re: I Just Want to be Badass
« Reply #106 on: September 11, 2011, 04:38:01 pm »
No, it's your GF, be polite. Knock on the door, than walk in after she doesn't answer, saving her from the ninjas that inevitably took her hostage.
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Re: I Just Want to be Badass
« Reply #107 on: September 11, 2011, 05:35:30 pm »
Walk in and kiss her without explaination. Be slapped.
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Re: I Just Want to be Badass
« Reply #108 on: September 11, 2011, 05:58:25 pm »
Quote from: Karnewarrior on September 11, 2011, 05:35:30 pm
Walk in and kiss her without explaination. Be slapped.
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Re: I Just Want to be Badass
« Reply #109 on: September 11, 2011, 06:16:23 pm »
Quote from: Karnewarrior on September 11, 2011, 05:35:30 pm
Walk in and kiss her without explaination. Be slapped.

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Re: I Just Want to be Badass
« Reply #110 on: September 11, 2011, 06:23:48 pm »
^ +3
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Re: I Just Want to be Badass
« Reply #111 on: September 11, 2011, 07:16:32 pm »
Roll up your sleeves before knocking on her door, and hold your arm in a flexed position after she opens the door. After she is overwhelmed with the sight of "The Gun Show", grab her by the hand and lead her out to her car. Say "It isn't safe here, you have to come with me.

Take her car, and say "I'm driving. By the way, have you met Nicholas Cage? I thought most of his movies sucked."
« Last Edit: September 11, 2011, 07:20:18 pm by Mullet Master »
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Re: I Just Want to be Badass
« Reply #112 on: September 11, 2011, 07:40:58 pm »

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Re: I Just Want to be Badass
« Reply #113 on: September 11, 2011, 07:45:12 pm »
"Time to go live up to my action hero destiny."
"How you gonna do that?"
"With mild sexual assault."
You waltz up to the door, kick it open and-
Xuan: "GAAAAAHHHH!"
You are abruptly clubbed in the back with a baseball bat, and fall to the floor like a bag of bricks!
"Whoa whoa, hey! Stop! Put the bat down!"
Xuan: "Who are... Nicolas Cage?! What the-"
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Re: I Just Want to be Badass
« Reply #114 on: September 11, 2011, 08:47:14 pm »
BHe in shock. How did she resist the steaming hot peice of man-hunk that is Melvin TerkalighaheeturkmenistanameanismithaboatsO'Malley?
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Re: I Just Want to be Badass
« Reply #115 on: September 11, 2011, 10:17:17 pm »
"I'm you from the future! There's no time to explain; come with me, and-"

"There are terrorists attacking, and as patriots, Nicholas Cage and I cannot stand for this."

We should probably explain more after that, but that's a good start.
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Re: I Just Want to be Badass
« Reply #116 on: September 11, 2011, 10:21:07 pm »
"Xuan, the whole world is going to hell and the first thing I thought of was the fact that I never asked you out for a cup of coffee sometime."
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Re: I Just Want to be Badass
« Reply #117 on: September 11, 2011, 11:04:16 pm »
Xuan, you need to kiss me or the world is going to end!
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Re: I Just Want to be Badass
« Reply #118 on: September 12, 2011, 05:57:33 am »
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"Xuan, the whole world is going to hell and the first thing I thought of was the fact that I never asked you out for a cup of coffee sometime".
This. EDIT:Typos and messed up quote.
« Last Edit: September 12, 2011, 05:59:21 am by jc6036 »
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Re: I Just Want to be Badass
« Reply #119 on: September 12, 2011, 06:36:08 am »
Quote from: mainiac on September 11, 2011, 10:21:07 pm
"Xuan, the whole world is going to hell and the first thing I thought of was the fact that I never asked you out for a cup of coffee sometime."

Badass AND romantic. 
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