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[Ardas]

Interesting play. I like the political theme of it, although I fail to identify all characters. Or maybe that is the purpose.

[NUKE9.13]

beheads with a mace

How the fuck do you behead someone with a mace? Does she smash their heads in so violently that there is literally nothing left?
Also, did the Green Lady eat the dates, or does she survive?

[Dwarmin]

beheads with a mace

How the fuck do you behead someone with a mace?

Very forcefully!

beheads with a mace

Also, did the Green Lady eat the dates, or does she survive?

Well, I would say her fate is left ambigious-Several times throughout the play she would have 'almost' eaten one of the poisoned dates, only to be interrupted by the Orange Courtier...when the scene blacks out, she's lying on the ground with the rest of them, but if she's dead or merely fallen unconscious due to the knowledge everyone else is dead or dying, is up to the viewer to decide. :3

[Taricus]

I'm going to say she's also dead. Just not of the same causes

[filiusenox]

The queen is getting some good stuff, this year.
So far:
A caged tiger-set.
A wolf-fur cloak.
A glass sword.
A shiny dagger.
A some other stuff that i don't want to look up.
Will she be grateful?
Five bucks says she won't.

[micelus]

10 bucks she won't notice the secret poison hidden in the sword .

[filiusenox]

I wonder if she would notice the jellied Molotov saturating the cloak, and that William also gives out cigars at birthdays...
You know it would be funny if everyone of the Queen's presents was made to kill her?
The cage to the tiger pen opens at the "wrong" time.
The dagger is enchanted to kill her.
And so on.

[Taricus]

Welp, looks like the crow strikes again

[Elfeater]

Since no one pays me any heed should I roll up a new character?
see if hes more interesting?

[Taricus]

I'll let someone else roll for you for now, considering the crow stirred some shit up again.

[filiusenox]

Shouldn't those rolls be versus rolls? Or am i the only one that thinks that...

[NUKE9.13]

Wait what
The crow's renaissance-punk wings are so effective that not only can he fly around himself, he can swoop in, pick up a person, and swoop out again?

Why is this guy a thief? He could be the greatest engineer in the world.

Since no one pays me any heed should I roll up a new character?

...look, guy, you got yourself stuck in prison by being an idiot, you can wait until we have finished our party. I suppose I can roll for your zany escape attempts, but don't blame me when it all goes wrong.

If I were you, I would use your Peacekeeper status to get out of jail, but hey, its up to you.

[Elfeater]

He told me that he wanted me to attempt a jail break...

[leone313]

@filiusenox: the cloak is not a gift, try to read with a little more focus. Seriously, I gave the queen a package she didn't open.
Edit: nothing to see here.

[NUKE9.13]

Protip: Free will (or a reasonable facsimile thereof) is generally agreed to be a thing that exists.

You do not have to perform the recommended or suggested course of action. You can do whatever you think is the best course of action.

@filiusenox: the cloak is not a gift, try to read with a little more focus. Seriously, I gave the queen a package she didn't open.

...he gave her a cloak.
Try to read with a little more focus.