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« Reply #2610 on: September 01, 2011, 05:44:14 am »

What, I'm not allowed to think of theoretical ways to curb someone's power?
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« Reply #2611 on: September 01, 2011, 05:54:10 am »

What, I'm not allowed to think of theoretical ways to curb someone's power?
Nope  :P Hey, it'll only go badly if once CG becomes powerful he stops giving tax and instead *drumroll* leads a massive invasion into Elbreth  :o
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« Reply #2612 on: September 01, 2011, 05:57:45 am »

And that is why Erik needs me. I offered myself to be the economic vanguard of the kingdom, and if my offer is accepted then it won't be so bad for Elbreth.
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« Reply #2613 on: September 01, 2011, 05:59:57 am »

What, I'm not allowed to think of theoretical ways to curb someone's power?

I got a theoretical way to curb Elbreth's power: I'll kidnap Mahtan, force him to work 24 hours a day, five days a week until my castle is bedecked with heaps of massive cannons, can house my entire population and walk on giant, steam-powered legs.
Then I shall just up and walk out of my ruined city, and scuttle away every time ELbreth attempts to attack me. :P
Oh, and my castle-mech shall have some artificial swamps built into it too, to remind us of home. The swamps shall possibly be fueled by MAGIC.

That a crazy enough theory? :P I might've overdone it on the red cordial. :-\
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« Reply #2614 on: September 01, 2011, 06:02:22 am »

What, I'm not allowed to think of theoretical ways to curb someone's power?
Nope  :P Hey, it'll only go badly if once CG becomes powerful he stops giving tax and instead *drumroll* leads a massive invasion into Elbreth  :o
Why can't he get an army the normal way? Just swear fealty to King Erik and go get your own personal guard (And possibly land too.)
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« Reply #2615 on: September 01, 2011, 06:03:12 am »

Because he is a commoner. Commoners can't hold land or raise troops, unless you are talking about paid mercenary force.
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« Reply #2616 on: September 01, 2011, 06:03:53 am »

You know what, I should start training assassins, then I would have assassin companions.
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« Reply #2617 on: September 01, 2011, 06:13:30 am »

Well, he can become a noble...
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« Reply #2618 on: September 01, 2011, 06:31:32 am »

and then get his entrails ripped out during a duel with you.
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« Reply #2619 on: September 01, 2011, 06:36:07 am »

Yeah, I mean no offense to cyber's expansion, it's just that I don't like the idea of a single merchant who is more powerful than an entire nation. Kinda gives me the willies...
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« Reply #2620 on: September 01, 2011, 06:43:42 am »

Well its can be true in real life as well...Given the opportunities.
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« Reply #2621 on: September 01, 2011, 10:35:27 am »

What, I'm not allowed to think of theoretical ways to curb someone's power?

I got a theoretical way to curb Elbreth's power: I'll kidnap Mahtan, force him to work 24 hours a day, five days a week until my castle is bedecked with heaps of massive cannons, can house my entire population and walk on giant, steam-powered legs.
Then I shall just up and walk out of my ruined city, and scuttle away every time ELbreth attempts to attack me. :P
Oh, and my castle-mech shall have some artificial swamps built into it too, to remind us of home. The swamps shall possibly be fueled by MAGIC.

That a crazy enough theory? :P I might've overdone it on the red cordial. :-\

In future news, Miring Castle has been destroyed by numerous explosions.
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« Reply #2622 on: September 01, 2011, 10:39:50 am »

Well, he can become a noble...
Such Mercantile Empires does not need a feudal army. All they need is enough money to pay their men which are probably city-dwellers.

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« Reply #2623 on: September 01, 2011, 10:40:07 am »

Hey guys made a You Are King! Forum sig   :D Use it if you want for some reason it's not showing in my posts though, ah shucks

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« Reply #2624 on: September 01, 2011, 10:41:40 am »

I can see it just fine...
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