So, I've had an...interesting run tonight.
Beginning went fine, I kept grinding my MfIE, changed from Okawaru to TSO without major problem, got a trishula out of the deal, got 4 runes, until then, no problem. Then I decided to do Pandemonium, as a TSO worshiper with some nice equipment and spells (couldn't find Ice Storm though, but I can't cast it yet anyway).
I of course made sure I had some rMut, I'm not a complete idiot. Problem is, rMut is not failproof, and I got mutated anyway. And I mean, HEAVILY mutated. We're talking about Berserk3 here. Worse, to be even able to play with Berserkitis 3, I was forced to wear an amulet of clarity most of the time. WHICH MEANT THAT I HAD TO GET RID OF MY ONLY SOURCE OF RESIST MUTATION MOST OF THE TIME.
And from then, it kept getting worse. I got mutation upon mutation from some damn Nexolec ninjas (I swear, it seemed that I just had to take of my Amulet of Resist Mutation to make them appear). To add insult to injury, some damn Zot Trap gave me RED mutating glow, whichj gave again some very baaaad mutations. I was a mutating wreck at this point with some nice mutations like -30%HP, Berserkitis 3, Fast Metabolism 2, Slow Healing 2. In the meantime though, I had managed to get 2 pan runes, with some very close calls in the executioners level.
Since even with exploring like, 20 pan levels, I couldn't find a way home (where I had 2 cure mutation potions), I did the only sensible thing in my situation, I tried to get to the Abyss by unwielding a distorsion weapon. Of course, when Crawl is out to get you, he doesn't give up that easily and I got mutating glow 2 or 3 times before I managed to banish myself to the Abyss.
Abyss was refreshingly straightforward, I ran for 5mn, avoided everyone (cause, y'know, berserkitis) and finally got "home". My 2 cure mutation potion couldn't of course cure everything and I still had some pretty horribles one. I had 2 options left, trying a Zig and hoping to find a potion there, or enchanting a dragon armour to get into that Trove that wanted a +4 dragon armour. I did the former, and as a gesture of mercy, RNG gave me one last cure mutation, which leave me, as of now, with a very manageable -1Str, Berserkitis 1. Berserkitis 1 is still annoying but since its recent change it's actually playable.
So, I actually survived this ordeal, and I'm still considering trying the first few levels of that zig to see if I can get rid of the last remnant of what basically made me a rotting hulk. That was...actually quite fun. Surviving when the game is obviously out to get you is quite satisfying
And on the bright side, Bay12 Champion is now one the 4th Best Clan, I'm proud that this chaotic run has contributed to this