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[guessingo]

I dont wish this existed, but you know its coming on Steam Greenlight...

Masturbation Simulator: You move your mouse back and forth rapidly to get to a payoff. You can choose what you want to masterbate too. Furries, hot women, guys, dogs, Donald Trump. Normally there will be a timer before you can perform again, but you can make a microtransaction to purchase viagra to lower the timer to zero.

You know this is coming and people will buy it. They will likely let you 'mod it' so you can put the image of you want to be masterbating and what you want to masterbate to and this will be plugged into Steam Workshop.

[RAM]

I wish that I had non-steam versions of everything I have that uses steam as drm...

[Graknorke]

Ta-da
Linked to the important notice page to emphasise that it's got nothing to do with piracy.

[Bohandas]

I dont wish this existed, but you know its coming on Steam Greenlight...

Masturbation Simulator: You move your mouse back and forth rapidly to get to a payoff. You can choose what you want to masterbate too. Furries, hot women, guys, dogs, Donald Trump. Normally there will be a timer before you can perform again, but you can make a microtransaction to purchase viagra to lower the timer to zero.

You know this is coming and people will buy it. They will likely let you 'mod it' so you can put the image of you want to be masterbating and what you want to masterbate to and this will be plugged into Steam Workshop.

I think there was a game like this on Newgrounds

[Graknorke]

I dont wish this existed, but you know its coming on Steam Greenlight...

Masturbation Simulator: You move your mouse back and forth rapidly to get to a payoff. You can choose what you want to masterbate too. Furries, hot women, guys, dogs, Donald Trump. Normally there will be a timer before you can perform again, but you can make a microtransaction to purchase viagra to lower the timer to zero.

You know this is coming and people will buy it. They will likely let you 'mod it' so you can put the image of you want to be masterbating and what you want to masterbate to and this will be plugged into Steam Workshop.

Stick Shift is an autoerotic night-driving game about pleasuring your gay car.

[SealyStar]

I dont wish this existed, but you know its coming on Steam Greenlight...

Masturbation Simulator: You move your mouse back and forth rapidly to get to a payoff. You can choose what you want to masterbate too. Furries, hot women, guys, dogs, Donald Trump. Normally there will be a timer before you can perform again, but you can make a microtransaction to purchase viagra to lower the timer to zero.

You know this is coming and people will buy it. They will likely let you 'mod it' so you can put the image of you want to be masterbating and what you want to masterbate to and this will be plugged into Steam Workshop.

Stick Shift is an autoerotic night-driving game about pleasuring your gay car.

Wow, I'm impressed Steam hasn't removed for breaking da rulez.

[Graknorke]

Nothing in the rules about erotically massaging the gear stick.

[Shadowlord]

How about a game where you are a bird, and gameplay includes stealing bread, eating birdseed, and playing your nemeses squirrel and cat against each other while trying not to get killed by cat in the process? Maybe throw in pooping on cars*, having a nest and raising chicks, and tossing cowbird eggs out of your nest?

* and so it becomes a spiritual sequel to Potty Pigeon.

What do you think?

[UXLZ]

Sounds fun. It would probably work as a flash game project. Any takers?

[Emma]

Sounds fun. It would probably work as a flash game project. Any takers?

Sure I'd have a go at making it. I mean it sounds like fun and birds are cool, so why wouldn't I?

I dont wish this existed, but you know its coming on Steam Greenlight...

Masturbation Simulator: You move your mouse back and forth rapidly to get to a payoff. You can choose what you want to masterbate too. Furries, hot women, guys, dogs, Donald Trump. Normally there will be a timer before you can perform again, but you can make a microtransaction to purchase viagra to lower the timer to zero.

You know this is coming and people will buy it. They will likely let you 'mod it' so you can put the image of you want to be masterbating and what you want to masterbate to and this will be plugged into Steam Workshop.

Stick Shift is an autoerotic night-driving game about pleasuring your gay car.

Wow, I'm impressed Steam hasn't removed for breaking da rulez.

You can blow kisses to the cops when you get pulled over apparently.

[Bohandas]

I dont wish this existed, but you know its coming on Steam Greenlight...

Masturbation Simulator: You move your mouse back and forth rapidly to get to a payoff. You can choose what you want to masterbate too. Furries, hot women, guys, dogs, Donald Trump. Normally there will be a timer before you can perform again, but you can make a microtransaction to purchase viagra to lower the timer to zero.

You know this is coming and people will buy it. They will likely let you 'mod it' so you can put the image of you want to be masterbating and what you want to masterbate to and this will be plugged into Steam Workshop.

I think there was a game like this on Newgrounds

Here it is. I found it. King Stroker (NSFW)

[Bohandas]

I had an idea for a game earlier tonight:

"The Satanic Arsenal" a first-person shooter where you fight your way into a piece of Hell impinging on the material plane, but with the twist that there are six-hundred and sixty-six different - mechanically and graphically unique - weapons in the game

[UXLZ]

Yep, nope.

[EnigmaticHat]

I had an idea for a game earlier tonight:

"The Satanic Arsenal" a first-person shooter where you fight your way into a piece of Hell impinging on the material plane, but with the twist that there are six-hundred and sixty-six different - mechanically and graphically unique - weapons in the game

So Doom, but... Doomier.

[Bohandas]

I had an idea for a game earlier tonight:

"The Satanic Arsenal" a first-person shooter where you fight your way into a piece of Hell impinging on the material plane, but with the twist that there are six-hundred and sixty-six different - mechanically and graphically unique - weapons in the game

So Doom, but... Doomier.

Well the plot is the plot of several existing games - Doom, Quake, Diablo, Devil May Cry, Postal 2: Paradise Lost, Ghostbusters: The Videogame, etc. - but basically yeah. Personally I was thinking more of Half-Life: Opposing Force, and the Ratchet & Clank series when I thought of the idea though; but even more than that I was thinking of how disappointed I was with the weapons in Half-Life 2 - there were only about 7 of them, they were all badly modeled, and only one of them was in any way interesting (also the plot was boring, the gameplay was overly linear, and the main character was a soulless husk).