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[Sting_Auer]

here is how you play:

imagine that you are someone in dwarf fortress.

I start the game by saying "call of duty people show up with their guns and try to take over our fort"

the person who replies to me replies with something from dwarf fortress that defeats the call of duty people, then puts something from another game attacking dwarf fortress


So now we start:


call of duty people show up and try to take over the fort with their guns and other modern weaponry.

[EmperorJon]

Magma.

[IT 000]

Magma

[Sting_Auer]

oh -facepalm-


I forgot something in the OP. Everyone please start over. I forgot to say that you need to reply with a new challenger from another game.


Metroids assault the dwarf fortress

[Lectorog]

Fresh magma.

Halo people show up and try to take over the fort with their guns and other modern weaponry.

[Bdthemag]

You can't compare other games to dwarf fortress, because DF is unique and has no other similarities with modern games.

Magma

[Supercharazad]

The tribe from "From Dust" come, armed with a fire kite and water kite to prevent all magma/water attacks!

[accoro]

I sense a pattern forming

[Lectorog]

The tribe from "From Dust" come, armed with a fire kite and water kite to prevent all magma/water attacks!

Combine the water and magma above them and drop obsidian on them. Then clean up with magma.

Cliff racers next. Hundreds of them, just like in Morrowind.

[Ultimuh]

I think we should make a rule, to never use the same sollution twice in a row. (Like Magma/Lava)
We need to be more creative than this.

[Greiger]

Lava (because it's aboveground.)

Possibly linked to pressurized lava landmine pressure plates surrounding a brave bait kitten.


Lemmings.  The exit is HFS.


EDIT:Blast ninjad!

Hmm...maybe a cave in type land mine surrounding the bait kitten instead then.

[Urist Imiknorris]

Let them go through and get slaughtered.

The Wizard of Yendor is attacking the fortress.

[balrogkernel]

Pressure trap linked to a Thermonuclear Catsplosion

Ur-Quan Kzer-Za have launched their fighters at the fortress.

[Gatleos]

Tell them that we worship the Hypnotoady and watch them piss themselves and run off.

The CORE empire is launching a squad of Krogoth.

[noodle0117]

A good o'l adamantine spike passage of death ought to take them out with ease.

Leonidas and his army of 300 are trying to take over the fort.