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Re: [GAME] other games vs. dwarf fortress
« Reply #15 on: August 03, 2011, 08:07:30 pm »

zergling rush with useless migrants


minecraft creepers are attacking.
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Thank you everyone for the help! I've since flooded the fortress I was working on and now have a new one going up.

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Re: [GAME] other games vs. dwarf fortress
« Reply #16 on: August 03, 2011, 08:27:54 pm »

Cast obsidian fortress - use their own game rules against them.

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Re: [GAME] other games vs. dwarf fortress
« Reply #17 on: August 03, 2011, 08:40:49 pm »

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Heartless from Kingdom Hearts are attacking.
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Thank you everyone for the help! I've since flooded the fortress I was working on and now have a new one going up.

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Re: [GAME] other games vs. dwarf fortress
« Reply #18 on: August 04, 2011, 02:01:44 am »

watch them tantrum spiral

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Re: [GAME] other games vs. dwarf fortress
« Reply #19 on: August 04, 2011, 02:11:23 am »

Deconstruct her and dump every piece into the magma sea!

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Re: [GAME] other games vs. dwarf fortress
« Reply #20 on: August 04, 2011, 05:18:20 am »

Sacrifice the migrants and cause a cave-in.

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Re: [GAME] other games vs. dwarf fortress
« Reply #21 on: August 04, 2011, 05:42:48 am »

Magma + cavein + obsidian

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Re: [GAME] other games vs. dwarf fortress
« Reply #22 on: August 04, 2011, 06:31:47 am »

Unleash the bronze colossus!

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Re: [GAME] other games vs. dwarf fortress
« Reply #23 on: August 04, 2011, 06:42:20 am »

Lava cannon.

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Re: [GAME] other games vs. dwarf fortress
« Reply #24 on: August 04, 2011, 08:19:51 am »

Open the caverns, wall yourself in, wait it out.

Guybrush Threepwood migrates to the fortress.
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Re: [GAME] other games vs. dwarf fortress
« Reply #25 on: August 04, 2011, 08:41:21 am »

He can't hold his breath for 10 minutes in magma.

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Re: [GAME] other games vs. dwarf fortress
« Reply #26 on: August 04, 2011, 10:35:46 am »

Everyone likes him for ending the mandate, and he gets elected mayor, but then has an !!unfortunate accident!!

Fox, falco, and slippy attacking in arwings.
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Re: [GAME] other games vs. dwarf fortress
« Reply #27 on: August 04, 2011, 10:59:52 am »

Ballistas mounted on towers, take out Slippy first since he's the easiest target.
Go for Fox next, but be careful when they combine their attacks.


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Re: [GAME] other games vs. dwarf fortress
« Reply #28 on: August 04, 2011, 11:38:20 am »

Rename your fortress champion "Leopard Shepard" and send him out with one fresh recruit named "L. Jenkins".

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Re: [GAME] other games vs. dwarf fortress
« Reply #29 on: August 04, 2011, 01:39:05 pm »

Do nothing. Skeletal whales will make short work of them.

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