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[adwarf]

Recruit 7 Battalions of Swiss Cheese Warriors

[USEC_OFFICER]

Also, I'm thinking we should throw two econo-meats into graincraft and meatmastery, and the third into the feline tech tree.

I think that we need to put research into hamburgers and cheeseburgers first. Though if we can go directly to the feline tech tree after researching graincraft and meatmastery, then we obviously should.

[lordcooper]

Let the rhino out of the cupboard.

[peglegpengeuin]

You, sir, have made an amazing update.

>Sunflower Candycheeks

Thank you Unicorn Name Generator

Actually, change that to Sunflower Candysparkles.

Also, we can't put the third econo-meat into feline technology. Keyholes is one of the prerequisites.

[Cerol Lenslens]

[BunnyBob77]

put 1 piece into graincraft, 1 into meatmastery, and 1 into recruitment.  For the evil guy's name, I vote sunflower candysparkles.

[Cerol Lenslens]

The Guy

Ah, that's right, he's The Guy...



Oh dear. It looks like someone's already claimed that title...



Suddenly, your Forex Indicator goes wild! It seems to be indicating the approach of a wild Forex!



The Guy suggests maybe Forex could go by 'The Kid' instead?

Apparently not.

He demands satisfaction. Pistols at dawn.

Actually, change that to Sunflower Candysparkles.

For the evil guy's name, I vote sunflower candysparkles.

While the title is in dispute, he'll have to go by his birth name instead: Sunflower Candysparkles...

Dammit.

Well, in the absence of Lord Winklefist, it's up to Sunflower Candysparkles to manage things...

Also, I'm thinking we should throw two econo-meats into graincraft and meatmastery, and the third into the feline tech tree.

I think that we need to put research into hamburgers and cheeseburgers first. Though if we can go directly to the feline tech tree after researching graincraft and meatmastery, then we obviously should.

put 1 piece into graincraft, 1 into meatmastery, and 1 into recruitment.

Recruit 7 Battalions of Swiss Cheese Warriors

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Okay! Since we can't increase the Feline tech tree until we've unlocked it, that'll have to wait until the next turn! But we can use that third piece to put into recruitment! Since we just lost a lot of our impressionable female poets, let's try to restore their ranks.



We put the forequarters into recruitment. This has the effect of increasing personnel-related results by 50%! The imperium's military recruiters find impressionable youth and tell them all about the glorious poetry-reading sessions they hold every day. By the time they find out the truth, they'll be locked into their enlistment contracts.

Imperium of Cheese: +450 Impressionable Female Poets

Meanwhile, our other two parts go into research. Their own special effects fail to activate, but they're still enough to raise Graincraft and Meatmastery to level 1!

Imperium of Cheese has acquired techs: Buttered Toast, Hamburger, Cheeseburger!



Imperium of Cheese has unlocked the Feline tech tree!

Let the rhino out of the cupboard.

What rhino?

Seriously, you know that rhino died fighting the indian. We have no more rhinos!



That- That's a table. Honest. We have no rhinos.

...

Meanwhile, El Nacho Gigante's forces begin to take action.



An Elite Psionic Cat Assassin is dispatched to remove key personnel.



It goes straight for the obvious target. However, Sunflower detects its approach. Unfortunately, he cannot defend himself against its psionic ability.

An Elite Psionic Cat Assassin has adopted Sunflower Candysparkles!

Now, should the Assassin be slain, the psychic feedback will drive Sunflower berserk, causing him to attack his own forces! A dastardly ploy!



Safe in the knowledge that it cannot be defeated without assuring the Imperium forces' defeat, the Assassin prepares to go on the offensive. It performs the ritual that elongates its Catana.



It's go time.

[Furtuka]

Lock the cat in a sealed room

[BunnyBob77]

Kill captured prisoners in front of sunflower until he doesn't care about anything any more!  That will stop the cat's adoption powers!
EDIT:  Also use tech fusion to create the ultimate war machine: Cheese cats!

[USEC_OFFICER]

Kill captured prisoners in front of sunflower until he doesn't care about anything any more!  That will stop the cat's adoption powers!

Clearly, this is the best course of action.

Also, create Table-Mounted Poet Cavalry.

[Karnewarrior]

Summon a female cat and use it to distract the assassin.

[HailFire]

This is amazing, and you all should feel amazing.

Summon a female cat and use it to distract the assassin.

The assassin's gender hasn't been stated, you know- it could easily be female itself.

[USEC_OFFICER]

The assassin's gender hasn't been stated, you know- it could easily be female itself.

Point? Can't two females distract each other?

[thatkid]

>Have Poetry Platoon write ballads about the catssassin in an attempt to convert it to our side.

[peglegpengeuin]

> And have our viromancers enchant the ballads with a level 2 manliness spell.