Recruit a squadron of lolcats.
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Research the Feline Tech tree
We shall have Nuclear Catplosions eventually!
Unfortunately, we haven't unlocked the Feline tech tree yet! We cannot yet produce the neccessary Cheeseburgers! We'd need to advance in both Graincraft and Meatmastery first!
>Explore the mysteries of Quantum Cheese Theory.
Messing around with quarks and such, eh? Sadly, we need to acquire the Fuzzy Logic tech first, and we haven't unlocked the prerequisite Feline tree yet!
Wait! We have 715 delicous fruit!
>Learn how to weaponize this deadly snack!
By messing around with gravity of course.
Antigravity tech requires the Buttered Toast and Feline techs to be available. Who knew cats were so important to advanced technological science?
>Call captain Viridian for help.
Captain Viridian is currently trapped on a space station somewhere, and can't come to your aid right now...
Encase Bricevies in molten cheese, as an example to all those who doubt our power!
Grrr! You'll show that Bricevies! Dunk him in molten cheese!
What? He's somewhere in the greater galaxy, plotting Earth's demise! With your current level of Hyperdrive, you can't reach him!
Begin research of RITZ CRACKERS tree.
Hmm... Investigating the Graincraft tech tree, eh? A bold choice. We can...
No, doofus! Your planet has the advantage now! Begin researching LACTOSE TREE.
Oh! Maybe we should stick to our strengths! We can...
I think what we really need is more platoons of impressionable female poets.
Recruit more poets and research lactose.
Gasp! While you were dealing with the imminent destruction of Earth, the World Court's Head Hippy Hippy-no-tised your impressionable youth!
Imperium of Cheese: -500 Impressionable Female PoetsWorld Court: +499 Beatnik BodyguardsWorld Court: +1 BjorkserkerYou'll need to apportion funds to recruitment if you want to restock!
Your EconoCow is currently ready for butchering! You are currently a NOVICE EconoButcher, and can only carve the EconoCow into three portions, which you may distribute among tech tree research, recruitment, building, and infrastructure.
Distribute the Flank, Ribs, and Forequarters as you will folks!
Meanwhile, Lord Winklefist, his cheesemech destroyed in a rash act of MANLINESS, remains stranded in space...
... while El Nacho Grande (his space-based reinforcements having been destroyed) continues to mass his forces at your border...
...With this gentleman currently leading the only forces available to oppose him.
Wait,
who is this guy, anyway?