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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #4335 on: October 21, 2015, 11:23:01 pm »
It's the Nordic Circus!

Does there exist a problem that CAN'T be solved with magma?
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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #4336 on: October 22, 2015, 05:43:25 am »
An overabundance of magma.

What evil lurks in the hearts of dwarfs?
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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #4337 on: October 22, 2015, 05:54:10 am »
Quote from: cochramd on October 22, 2015, 05:43:25 am
An overabundance of magma.

What evil lurks in the hearts of dwarfs?
Magma.
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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #4338 on: October 22, 2015, 10:15:04 am »
Quote from: TheBiggerFish on October 22, 2015, 05:54:10 am
Quote from: cochramd on October 22, 2015, 05:43:25 am
An overabundance of magma.

What evil lurks in the hearts of dwarfs?
Magma.

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Where does Armok fit into the dwarven religion? He's never in their pantheon.
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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #4339 on: October 22, 2015, 11:07:20 am »
He is the deity who made there deitys, But he also made elves so they don't worship him.


How much wood wars would a wooden dwarf start if I set [kill_plant] to required?
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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #4340 on: October 22, 2015, 02:27:23 pm »
Quote from: crazyabe on October 22, 2015, 11:07:20 am
He is the deity who made there deitys, But he also made elves so they don't worship him.


How much wood wars would a wooden dwarf start if I set [kill_plant] to required?

None. Being made of wood, the elves would be unwilling to do him any harm, and would rationalize his plant killing as a part of his nature.

Why can't dwarves plant trees from the seeds of fruits?
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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #4341 on: October 22, 2015, 04:06:02 pm »
Quote from: Baffler on October 22, 2015, 02:27:23 pm
Why can't dwarves plant trees from the seeds of fruits?

Orchards are for elves.

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow in Dwarf Fortress?
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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #4342 on: October 22, 2015, 04:08:51 pm »
Dwarven or Elven?
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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #4343 on: October 22, 2015, 04:13:20 pm »
The answer is Monty python :D


why don't I find more "Trolls" in the Dwarf Fortress (Forums)?
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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #4344 on: October 22, 2015, 04:22:39 pm »
Quote from: crazyabe on October 22, 2015, 04:13:20 pm
The answer is Monty python :D


why don't I find more "Trolls" in the Dwarf Fortress (Forums)?
Magma.
Also Toady wielding the Banhammer quite effectively.
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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #4345 on: October 23, 2015, 10:08:19 am »
How much wood would a wood dwarf chuck if a wood dwarf would chuck wood?
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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #4346 on: October 23, 2015, 10:18:29 am »
All of it,at the elves

Why do goblins ignore your traps even after half their army has died to them?
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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #4347 on: October 23, 2015, 06:13:24 pm »
Quote from: DAPARROT on October 23, 2015, 10:18:29 am
All of it,at the elves

Why do goblins ignore your traps even after half their army has died to them?

Your traps might be scary, but their leader is worse.

Why are multi-tile trees so laggy?
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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #4348 on: October 23, 2015, 06:16:31 pm »
Incentive to start a war with the elves, as if you even needed one.

How do the elves know about our secret underground tree farms?
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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #4349 on: October 23, 2015, 06:23:27 pm »
SPIES.
Why do dwarves remove their civilian outfits before putting on military outfits?
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