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Author Topic: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.  (Read 474774 times)

TheFlame52

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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #4260 on: September 04, 2015, 12:40:22 pm »

It was inevitable.

Why don't cooks care about masterwork roasts being eaten? Or weaponsmiths care about masterwork bolts being shot?

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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #4261 on: September 04, 2015, 10:22:10 pm »

Because, in this case, the masterwork is not being defaced, it is being used for what it was made for. The same reason masons don't care about people sitting on masterwork thrones, basically

Why don't dwarves put cushions on thrones/chairs to make them comfy?
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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #4262 on: September 05, 2015, 12:11:56 am »

Because spikes are always better than cushions for dwarven furniture.

Why doesn't my were-creature dwarf kill the child she had after being quarantined whenever she transforms?
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« Reply #4263 on: September 08, 2015, 01:08:57 pm »

Because nothing is stronger than motherhood.

Why are my embarks so much deeper when there's a volcano involved?
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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #4264 on: September 08, 2015, 02:24:52 pm »

Because Armok knows you already have the magma right there!  No need for the magma sea to be close; therefore, plenty of space for murdering forgotten beasts living in caverns.

Why are forgotten beasts called forgotten?  I can look them up in legends mode...
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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #4265 on: September 08, 2015, 02:34:32 pm »

Their names are too hard to keep track of.

Was it Ost Spurstreguk or Ist Serstrokum?
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« Reply #4266 on: September 08, 2015, 04:49:56 pm »

neither


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« Reply #4267 on: September 08, 2015, 05:46:32 pm »

Armok throws the planet at the dwarf and the dwarf goes splat.

Why did the goblins invade the fortress?
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« Reply #4268 on: September 08, 2015, 11:54:21 pm »

Because they're filthy gobbos that want your treasures, your kids, and your booze. Also, they've got nothing better to do.

Why did the dwarf cross the besieging army?
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« Reply #4269 on: September 09, 2015, 02:46:47 am »

Because they're filthy gobbos that want your treasures, your kids, and your booze. Also, they've got nothing better to do.

Why did the dwarf cross the besieging army?
To get the sock. (Or the sock bin some other dwarf left out in the open and walked away from in v0.34.)

What's the difference between gelding and beard shaving?
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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #4270 on: September 09, 2015, 10:44:05 am »

One of them is a form of horrible, emasculating bodily mutilation, the other is a profession.

Why do creatures automatically scuttle themselves when a wizard turns them into a wagon?

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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #4271 on: September 09, 2015, 10:56:51 am »

They wont sit there waiting for someone else to scuttle them.

Why dont the dwarves need chisels to smooth/engrave stone?

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« Reply #4272 on: September 09, 2015, 11:23:45 am »

Because there skin & hair is so tough from the work you make them do.


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« Reply #4273 on: September 09, 2015, 01:52:12 pm »

He keeps accidentally making the dwarves self aware and needs to dumb them down before releasing it.

Why do elves only use wooden weapons?

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« Reply #4274 on: September 09, 2015, 05:10:02 pm »

They are ninja hippies, you tell me?


Why Wont armok make worlds with a East &/or west  poll?
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