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[Komra]

It turns out that the sky CAN fall- but it's rigid, so it got stuck on Mt. Everwork, the highest mountain. The sky then swung about so that some areas had less than others.

Why do dwarves believe any old hack who calls himself a high noble? How else do they keep getting replacement nobles?

[werty892]

Because they don't care bro, they just don't care. As for replacement nobles, they just get drafted from pheasant ranks.

Why do dwarves have beards?

[Headhanger]

To catch any plump helmet wine that might otherwise be spilled and lost.

How come goblins always know where your fortress is?

[MonkeyHead]

How hard can it be to find that burning hellhole visible from the faint glow over the horizon, trail of the dead and tower of smoke? Oh, and the stench.

Who decided fly brains are a viable food?

[Monk321654]

How hard can it be to find that burning hellhole visible from the faint glow over the horizon, trail of the dead and tower of smoke? Oh, and the stench.

Who decided fly brains are a viable food?

Someone very hungry.

How can

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Adamantine

be so strong, yet so light?

[misko27]

Because Armok designed it that way, so you would make a Adamantine hammer thinking it will kill stuff, and not be a wiffle bat. How else will he get dwarf blood if you're always winning?

Why and how do Cats breed so much that the fabric of time is ripped?

[Maxmurder]

Because Dwarves cant get enough ☼Kitten Tallow Roast☼.

Why is it that regardless of how somthing dies, it's upper body always dissapears?

[Komra]

In the upper body resides the heart, and therefore the soul. As a creature's soul leaves its body, so does that section.

How did the dwarves not notice the 3rd dimension for quite a while, and how did they discover it in the end?

[Monk321654]

In the upper body resides the heart, and therefore the soul. As a creature's soul leaves its body, so does that section.

How did the dwarves not notice the 3rd dimension for quite a while, and how did they discover it in the end?

Dwarven Scripture prohibited them from looking up, lest Armok's face burn them to a Cinder.
And then the scripture was updated.
As to how they found out they can move along it, someone tripped. And fell in a ditch.

How can Mushrooms be as strong as wood?

[MaximumZero]

In the upper body resides the heart, and therefore the soul. As a creature's soul leaves its body, so does that section.

How did the dwarves not notice the 3rd dimension for quite a while, and how did they discover it in the end?

Dwarven Scripture prohibited them from looking up, lest Armok's face burn them to a Cinder.
And then the scripture was updated.
As to how they found out they can move along it, someone tripped. And fell in a ditch.

How can Mushrooms be as strong as wood?

They're bigass mushrooms.

Why can't Dwarves make two-handed swords?

[Firehawk45]

They do, but humans look at those "Twohanders" and call them shortswords.... bloody human surface dwellers

In a room filled with every item that is in the game, which one would the tantruming dwarf take to beat the mayor to death with and why?

[Blizzlord]

The sock that the mayor is currently wearing.

Why do the dwarves never dance?

[Bobnova]

Armok saw a dwarf dance.  Armok decried it shall never happen again.

Why do dwarves love to engrave themselves engraving themselves engraving so much?

[Monk321654]

Armok saw a dwarf dance.  Armok decried it shall never happen again.

Why do dwarves love to engrave themselves engraving themselves engraving so much?

Dwarves appreciate Post Modernism.
Reality Repeating is one of their favorite art forms.
Besides Cheese.

How can you get milk from a Maggot?

[jaxy15]

Dwarves grind their flesh with their beards, making milk.

Why do dwarves never use rock mugs as waterskins or vials?