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stabbymcstabstab

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Re: You are Space Pirate!
« Reply #195 on: July 25, 2011, 11:44:53 pm »

I agree with Pyro but we should be quick about it.
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Re: You are Space Pirate!
« Reply #196 on: July 26, 2011, 12:17:15 am »

If anything happen, put the hookshot in, so we can murder the first person that blocks us on the way out. In style.
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Re: You are Space Pirate!
« Reply #197 on: July 26, 2011, 12:24:07 am »

Hook to the ribs, reel them in, beat the living shit out of them?
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Re: You are Space Pirate!
« Reply #198 on: July 26, 2011, 12:49:02 am »

Hook to the ribs, reel them in, beat the living shit out of them?
We still have the pistol? Shoot the shit outta them and drop them. "Come over here"
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Re: You are Space Pirate!
« Reply #199 on: July 26, 2011, 06:40:03 pm »

Let's just grab the chip and go, no need to start killing if we don't have to. However, if we are stopped within the facility, Have Spritz come in and rescue us (He is flying a cloaked fighter above the building, and is armed) WITHOUT us actually killing anybody personally. No need to have a criminal charge here, this place could be useful! In fact, let's just have Spritz go and arm himself with 4 clicker pistols instead of his pistol, because the pistol he has uses ammo, and the clickers do not. After all, he can use 4 arms while he isn't flying, and 6 when he is. Also have him pick up 2 plasma swords for while he is flying. Then he comes in after us, and we leave. We can have him doing bodyguard duty for us while we go to Fallout for more modules.
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Re: You are Space Pirate!
« Reply #200 on: July 26, 2011, 07:31:35 pm »

I kinda suspect that the fact that Clicker pistols don't use ammo might mean that they're not very good. I mean, if they're good and they don't use ammo, why would anyone use anything else, unless they're maybe incredibly expensive? There are a lot of unknowns in this whole Clicker pistol business. We might as well tell Spritz to bring his pistol for backup, just in case.
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Re: You are Space Pirate!
« Reply #201 on: July 26, 2011, 08:18:09 pm »

Remember, we stole them from people who had 2 prototype stealth recon fighters and a cloaked carrier, I have reason to suspect that the weapons are at least average. And, actually, I don't think the weapons are ammoless, because looking at the Tettix's loadout, I see an ammo manufacturing machine, so I think the GM is saying ammoless so as not to make it too complicated.
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Re: You are Space Pirate!
« Reply #202 on: July 26, 2011, 10:30:32 pm »

Skimming, completely ignoring what has been said since the latest update.

No chip, takes way too long, and it's beta, meaning if there's a bug still in it we could end up without a second arm once more, or somthing worse, since it's located in the brain.

Once your new arms starts flailing like it is, (I think this is the first event on this forums that I dont have an analogy for...)
Like a fish out of water?

Like a slimy eel getting preped to be fried!
Anyway, after so, take a look a the stock of modules. Somewhere, dont remember the names of those two places...

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Re: You are Space Pirate!
« Reply #203 on: July 26, 2011, 10:35:00 pm »

Evergod, why not take the chip to be implanted by our AI later?
And the store is called Fallout.
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Re: You are Space Pirate!
« Reply #204 on: July 27, 2011, 01:43:35 am »

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You pause for a second and allow your head to clear before considering your options. You find it quite suspicious that they didn't just offer you the chip when they put you out the first time. Perhaps they ran you through a database and discerned your identity. "I'll pass on the chip." you declare. "I'm fifne with augmenting my body, but I'm just not comfortable with the concept of sticking electronics in my head."

Several minutes later you stagger out the building, dazed from the surgery, and contact Spritz for a pick up. Within seconds he lands and uncloaks the stealth craft right in front of you. "Nice arm. Is it supposed to be spazzing out like that?"

"Yeah." you respond. "It's synching to my nerves, or something like that. Forgot to ask how long that would take though. Hopefully it will be done soon. I want to go out shopping, but I don't want to look vulnerable in public with my spazmitc arm."

You hope in the cockpit with the Visectoid and no sooner dose he take off than two military police ground transport vehicles roll up to the lab. It seems they did report you after-all. You'd hate to be the idotic nurse or intern who just let Charlet Mannam wake up and walk out of the facility. "Spritz, open the com to channel #447666. The channel key is 'owlbear'."

The pilot nods and pulls it up. "Just static. What are we listening for?" he asks.

"If the people in this lab had have a brain, and they should seeing as they work in a lab, they will have just sent out a message to Fallout Explosives and New Fauna Bioresearch warning that I may show up to purchase arm modules. What they don't likely know is that New Fauna owes me big for helping them hide the purchase of several illegal gene splicing kits several years back." You smile. "This is the New Fauna channel, I'd bet they will try and con-"

"New Fauna to C. Mannam. Do you read Mannam?" The communicator interrupts.

You grab the mouthpiece and respond with your signature cold exclamation of "what?"

"Nothing realy." the voice on the other end declares "Just heard you were on planet and on the lamb. Last thing we want is you getting caught and ratting out all your old clients in some plea deal. Why don't you stop on by for a powwow. Our new CEO is eager to talk with you."

"I'll consider the offer." you reply. "I have a pretty good hideout though, so don't think I need your help."

You instruct Spritz to return to the Tettix where you retire to your quarters and wait for your arm to settle down. As you sit you ponder going after your old friend Fios. Fios, you recall is a Batch-27 Changeling; a being capable of assuming almost any humanoid form. Orbital Bastard propaganda and oral folk legends state that he is a cold blooded killer who will do anything to make humankind miserable. He splits his time between a fortress like installation on one of the moons of Skids and his stealth battle-cruiser that roams the star-system. Even if you captured his fortress or his ship you would still have to figure out exactly who Fios is and prove it to one of the many factions willing to pay for his head.

Of course you could always parlay with him. Fios, like yourself, is a member of the Platinum Society and attends most if not all the meetings. He is often your partner in card games and has even told you that he would tell his boys to leave you alone if you would just stop laundering money for the SoZ.

You know that he will likely attend the society charity laxer-horseshoe tournament tomorrow on the moons of Resident. You could talk to him their, but you would be expelled from the society if you tried to bring him down at the event.

Your train of though is interrupted by Amethyst who bursts into the room and tells you that she managed to secure the Stealth Generator on the tiger shark using a support crafted from flammable but sturdy packing material. "It wouldn't survive entry into a planetary atmosphere, but other than that it should be able to take whatever you can throw at it." she explains.

Eventually your arm stops moving on its own and you quickly discover that you have complete control over it. What do you do next?

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Re: You are Space Pirate!
« Reply #205 on: July 27, 2011, 03:26:36 am »

Meet with Fios, and agree to help him bring down the Sons of Zeus for half the SoZ's money.
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Re: You are Space Pirate!
« Reply #206 on: July 27, 2011, 03:34:07 am »

Hmmm... Any friends at Fallout?
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Re: You are Space Pirate!
« Reply #207 on: July 27, 2011, 07:51:19 am »

Meet with Fios, and agree to help him bring down the Sons of Zeus for half the SoZ's money.
Veto!  We're enemies with him, and there's no need to kill our few allies.
Go to new fauna and see what implants and pets they have, and talk to the CEO.
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Re: You are Space Pirate!
« Reply #208 on: July 27, 2011, 12:02:38 pm »

meet Fios, besides the SoBZ did bug our ship we should get even then go to new fauna
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Re: You are Space Pirate!
« Reply #209 on: July 27, 2011, 12:49:54 pm »

I think we should try to repair our standings with orbital bastards in any way possible, if this means sex with Fios worsening our relations with SoZ so be it. I much prefer two groups that dislike us, then one group that want to kill us and another group that can help us sometimes.

Go to Fios and take Amethyst with us, her magic may save our ass if thing go bad, also Fios may like another shapeshifting being

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