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Re: You are Space Pirate!
« Reply #225 on: July 30, 2011, 10:36:31 am »

Yes, hire a few humans as well.
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Re: You are Space Pirate!
« Reply #226 on: July 30, 2011, 12:33:08 pm »

Yes, but get the expandable type and are loyal like clones or stupid thugs
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Re: You are Space Pirate!
« Reply #227 on: July 30, 2011, 02:37:55 pm »

How about like the deadheads of Deviation-22?

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Re: You are Space Pirate!
« Reply #228 on: July 30, 2011, 06:11:54 pm »

pretty much
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Re: You are Space Pirate!
« Reply #229 on: August 01, 2011, 12:55:02 am »

Despite having regained control of your arm you lay in bed a bit longer, reassessing your relationship with the Sons of Zeus. Back in your accounting days it made sense to hop into bed with them. They had enough money to require and afford your services, enough votes in the Platinum society to grant you membership, and an ideology so popular you assumed that being caught working with them would not harm your reputation.

Now however the benefits of such a relationship are less apparent. The SoZ makes most of their money through racketeering, and you'd hate to have to start screening potential victims through a list of parties that pay protection to the faction. Their officers have recently withdrawn their platinum society membership in protest of the group's decision to allow Fios to join. On a related note the feud with the Orbital Bastards can only serve to hinder you: a pirates only foes should be the authorities and the prey.

You make a mental note to distance yourself a bit from Hades and company, while patching up your relationship with the orbital bastards. You know of very few people who are able to maintain decent relations with both groups, but if anybody can make it work you can.

You go to the bridge and page the rest of your crew. When they arrive you give them each a quarter of your remaining credits as their cut, keeping 250325 for yourself. You then board one of the stealth craft and head to New Fauna Bioresearch. You enter the building and find yourself greeted by two heavily armed security guards. "Ms. Mannam the boss would like to speak with you at once." The larger of the pair announces.

The guards lead you down the hallway and into a large office with a giant tapestry of the Mannam family crest hanging on the back wall. Sitting at the CEO's desk is your older half brother Quincy. You feel a lump in your throat. To say that you have had issues with the man in the past would be an understatement. For awhile he ran a rival accounting firm until you drove him out of business. You strongly suspect he got you back by hiring an assassin to kill the father of your at the time fiance Hermes and implicate you in the incident, however you could never prove that he was actually responsible.

"Charlet darling!" Quincy announces with warm yet likely fake smile. "It is a pleasure to see you. As you might have guessed I came to this company, rode the coattails of your good name, and quickly acquired the position of CEO. What have you been up to? I heard from one of my contacts at your old firm that you went into piracy, Find any buried treasure yet?"

You turn Quincy and scowl. You could never stand his warm demeanor, whether it was genuine or forced. "Well I'm a wanted woman, my assets have been frozen, and I recently found myself short an arm. Other than that life has been great Quince. What the hell do you want from me?"

"What I want" Your sibling begins as he rises from his seat "Is to bury the hatchet. You know enough about this company to destroy me, and I could never order the killing of my own flesh and blood. Now you could make me pay for my loyalty to the family name and we could make each other miserable, or we could combine our talents and cunning and return to the positions of power to which we are accustomed and entitled."

"I'm done running business." You sigh. "Piracy is a much more straightforward and honest way of robbing somebody."

"I never said you had to run anything Char." You wince at the nickname. "Besides, there is no way in hell both our egos would fit on the same corporate ladder. What I need is a scumbag to do my dirty work."

You can't help but smile slightly. "What exactly do you have in mind Quincy?"

"I would like to unite all the facilities on Outpost under the newly formed 'Mannam Research' brand. The problem is most of these labs are quite profitable, and no owner in their right mind would part with them for any sum of money that I could come up with." Quincy places his hand on your shoulder and a shark-like grin spreads across his face. "I just need somebody attack some facilities or transport ships and spook these fuckers into selling out on my terms."

You shake your head. "I'm not sure if I could lower myself to working for you."

Quincy bursts into laughter. "Thats a funny one sis! I bet you need some more hands. I can help you keep the operation in the family. How would you feel about working with my boy Troy and cousin Ebert?"

You draw a quick breath and do your best to conceal your excitement. Troy and Ebert would both make great additions to your crew. Quincy's oldest son Troy lacks the Mannam family wit but makes up for it with brute strength, a lightning quick trigger finger, and a love of inventing new and brutal ways to get people to talk. Ebert was a child prodigy who last you knew was on pace to receive his doctorate in Hexes before his 21st birthday.

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Re: You are Space Pirate!
« Reply #230 on: August 01, 2011, 07:19:02 am »

I think that we should defiantly pick those two up, a researcher and a gunner like that are hard to pass up. Plus, I don't think that they'll sell us out, because 1: We are useful to them, and 2: We're family. I think we should take Quincy's offer as well, it may net us free stuff and a lot of money.
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Re: You are Space Pirate!
« Reply #231 on: August 01, 2011, 07:46:37 am »

Take the mission and get the two new crewmembers.  While we're here, check out what modules and pets they have.  As for relations with the gangs, I have an idea: we could join up with the kobolds!  We're not on bad terms with them and they might be alien friendly.  If we get a good reputation with them, we might even get to rule somewhere once they conquer the galaxy!
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Re: You are Space Pirate!
« Reply #232 on: August 01, 2011, 09:53:53 am »

Take the crew and the mission and do the rest Bunny said it will net us the most profits.
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Re: You are Space Pirate!
« Reply #233 on: August 01, 2011, 10:49:32 am »

Wow, the comical opposites, brute strength and prodigial intellect. Take the mafia-style job, and reap the benefits.

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« Reply #234 on: August 01, 2011, 11:34:14 am »

Plus, if we do this, then this place will be a complete safe haven for us, and since there's a military research center, we will get access to powerful stuff!
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« Reply #235 on: August 03, 2011, 03:51:19 am »

You look Quincy in the eye and offer him a handshake. "Throw in some of the modules you said you were selling for this arm, and you got a deal. What do you want me to do first?"

Quincy shakes vigorously. "First, if I am going to be using pirates to scare the competition, I want the military out of the way. I know you have some contacts with the White Kobold Starnavy. I need you to convince them to launch an attack on the military installation here on Outpost."

You frown. "I like how you just assume that I know somebody high enough up on the chain of command to plan attacks."

Your half brothers smile doesn't even fade for a second. "Of course you don't, but you know someone who knows someone and you can connect the dots. If you need help I have some intelligence that would compel them to attack, but I'd rather not use it."

"What do you have that could influence the actions of an invading Starnavy?" You and ask, letting curiosity get the better of you.

"One of the labs on this planet, Bleak Future Germ-Whatnot, is working with those old clients of yours The Sons of Zeus. Together they are working to design a plague virus that will wipe the White Kobolds from existence." Quincy shakes his head and laughs. "But I don't want to tip the rodents off if I don't have to, I'd like that lab in one piece so I can buy it out later."

You freeze up in shock. So that's what had been on the disc!

"I know, thats pretty fucked up right?" Quincy asks, apparently noticing the look of shock on your face. "The Son's of Zeus are planning on committing an act of genocide and likely have no plan to profit from it! How immoral is that!"

You nod. "Why don't you prepare a packet of evidence that could prove the existence of this virus to the white kobolds in case I do need it. If you don't mind I'm going to tour the lab floor, claim some modules, and return to my ship. Where can I pick up Troy and Ebert?"

Quincy returns to his desk and takes a seat. "Just relay your ship's location on the company channel. Assuming you have room the boys will fly over and dock with you."

You take your leave of Quincy and head down to the lab floor where you pick up a Mosquito Module on the house. "This baby" the lab tech explains "can collect bio-fluid samples with a needle hidden in the middle finger. Once a sample is collected the Mosquito can determin the species and gender of the donor. It can also can also most mutagens, poisons, genetic disorders, tumors, and pathogens in the subject. While active it passively monitors your own bloodstream for such issues."

"Sounds fun." you say with a slight smirk. "Not sure how useful it would be to me in my day to day line of work, but I'll take it."

You return to the Tettix slump into the captains seat and dose off. You are awakened by Donnobaba several hours later. The white kobold informs you that two craft, claiming to carry relatives of yours, are trying to dock. You disengage the stealth generator and head to the docking bay to meet them.

You nephew Troy docks first in what appears to be the business craft of a plumbing contractor. The 6'7 Giant gets out of the cockpit and gives you a big hug. "Auntie Charlet! It's been awhile. Piracy eh? Sounds more fun than sitting around an office I'd bet."

"Trust me, this job is much better suited to your talents than the intellectual white collar work that our family usually engages in" you respond dryly. Troy stares blankly, insults are no fun when they fly over the intended victims head. Just as you begin to ponder less subtle ways to belittle Troy's decidedly average intellect Ebert's craft docks.

Ebert's ride seems to be entirely crafted out of silver and animated by magic runes. As your second cousin exits the craft you stifle the urge to question his choice in personal transport. "This whole ship has some spooky vibes to it." the young man announces as he hops from his cockpit. "I'm getting a lot of pain from the past... someone was tortured here. Of course knowing Troy that could just be contamination from his trip."

Without pausing to acknowledge your presence he begins to pace. "I'll need to appease the ambient pain memories aboard this vessel before I can focus on my magic. Hopefully they will give me a hint as to how to shut them up sooner or later..." The magical prodigy remains near his craft muttering to himself until you give up on him greeting you and return to the bridge.

You take a moment to ponder your options. You could aproach the White Kobolds like Quincy requested, but you doubt he would have a problem with you putting that job off for a few days. You could go to the upcoming Platinum Society charity event in hopes of meeting with Fios to begin fixing your relations with the Orbital Bastards. Of course there could be all sorts of unexplored opportunities waiting for you if you ask the right person or listen at right place and time. So many things to do...

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« Reply #236 on: August 03, 2011, 04:26:49 am »

Hmmm... Donnobaba has a copy of that disc, so the White Kobolds are very likely to be in the know pretty soon. We definitely might want to see if we can contact them, just so we don't end up later looking like we found out and kept it from 'em.

Other than that, the Platinum Society event is probably a go, and in the meantime, we can take Amethyst and Ebert over to the Center for the Research of the Black Arts, and see if there's anything they'd be willing to learn.
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« Reply #237 on: August 03, 2011, 04:36:28 am »

I just love reading this story! :D
I don't have much input, myself, but I say we should patch things up with Fios... Mainly because he'd be such a dangerous enemy. We can always stab in in the back later when he least expects it, anyway!
Also, what Cerol says makes sense. Can't have Donnobaba getting us in trouble and running off, can we...
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Re: You are Space Pirate!
« Reply #238 on: August 03, 2011, 05:00:48 am »

In fact, meeting with Fios sounds like the best way to tip off the White Kobolds to the Genocide Virus.
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« Reply #239 on: August 03, 2011, 09:19:25 am »

First, we should check for viruses. Like the kobold killing one. Go to the meeting, then meet with the Kobolds. Tell them that the facility is making a weapon against kobolds. Ask for something in return for the info.
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