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NRDL

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You are a Lord
« on: July 06, 2011, 10:59:58 am »

The first person who posts gets to be the lord.  The other posters will just be unofficial advisers.  This game will entirely be in the lord's hands, whoever he ( or she, if its a she I'll make it "You are a Lady" ) may be. 

To the upcoming lord, I pose this question:

"What is the name of your province?".

After the Lord answers, then I'll explain the rules.  Remember, this is all in the lord's hands.  This is not a democracy.  Even if a suggestion gets a thousand "this's" and "likes", if the lord does not want it, he does not have to choose it.  The lord will have his restrictions ( that's my job ), but the general direction of this game is run by the lord ONLY. 

So, who's up? 
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Dwarmin

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Re: You are a Lord
« Reply #1 on: July 06, 2011, 11:08:42 am »

When my ancestors founded this nation, they considered many names. We noticed the bitter chill that swept from the steppes offered a certain...clarity. Form and function, along with death.

And thus, our land was named "Windheath", though our people are usually just called "Wind-Landers", for that is our parent country.
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Re: You are a Lord
« Reply #2 on: July 06, 2011, 11:10:31 am »

((I click Reply and the 'while you wer reading blah blah blah' message pops up. FFFFFFFF-))

No matter, I'll be an advisor. Thank god the first person was Dwarmin, atleast.
« Last Edit: July 06, 2011, 11:13:43 am by Digital Hellhound »
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Re: You are a Lord
« Reply #3 on: July 06, 2011, 11:14:14 am »

Name of my province? "WHAT THE FUCKland".
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Re: You are a Lord
« Reply #4 on: July 06, 2011, 11:23:59 am »

As my first word of advice my lord, I suggest we execute the fool named hitty40.
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Re: You are a Lord
« Reply #5 on: July 06, 2011, 11:24:56 am »

I also support this motion.
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Re: You are a Lord
« Reply #6 on: July 06, 2011, 11:25:17 am »

As do I.
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Re: You are a Lord
« Reply #7 on: July 06, 2011, 11:25:46 am »

I agree with them my lord
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Re: You are a Lord
« Reply #8 on: July 06, 2011, 11:26:58 am »

I think we're forgetting something: HOW to execute the fool.

I say crucifixion.
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Re: You are a Lord
« Reply #9 on: July 06, 2011, 11:28:30 am »

Draw and Quarter him, I say.
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Re: You are a Lord
« Reply #10 on: July 06, 2011, 11:28:30 am »

i second the execution and suggest gnawing him off with hungry and angry chihuahas.
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Re: You are a Lord
« Reply #11 on: July 06, 2011, 11:29:19 am »

i second the execution and suggest gnawing him off with hungry and angry chihuahas.
Dayum exact same second as my post...

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Re: You are a Lord
« Reply #12 on: July 06, 2011, 11:30:39 am »

Weight him and chuck him in a bog, so his body is preserved for all time as an example.
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Re: You are a Lord
« Reply #13 on: July 06, 2011, 11:32:04 am »

Alas, advisor Hellhound, fate favors those who take intiative.

Why, if your royal family had but arrived a bit sooner than mine and claimed this land, it might be you in this throne instead of me!

Oh ho ho.

Advisors Kilakan I like your idea. He is just a Royal Jester though, and I would allow him a chance to make amends before the axe falls. (Kilkan +1 favor)

The King does not notice Advisor Furtuka, but advisors Taricus, Talarion, Deadmeat and Shadenights violent suggestions garner interest. (Taricus, Talarion, Shadenight123, Deadmeat1471 +1 favor)

What say you Jester Hitty40? If you can amuse the royal court, you will be spared the executioners blade.

Spoiler: Kingdom of Windheath (click to show/hide)

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OOC: I think I'll do a favor system-good ideas get you favor, ideas that work give you favor, suggesting good ideas first that work out give you the most.

If your suggestions fail, or otherwise don't produce, favor goes down.

Roleplaying wise, I'm much more likely to listen to someone with a higher level of favor.
Starting off, I'll roll 1d6 for every person that expresses interest in a cabinet position.
« Last Edit: July 06, 2011, 11:38:09 am by Dwarmin »
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Re: You are a Lord
« Reply #14 on: July 06, 2011, 11:35:37 am »

My Lord, I suggest Advisor Kilakan for the position of Head Advisor.
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