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Author Topic: Prince of Toast - Illustrated Suggestion Adventure - REBOOT  (Read 14599 times)

TherosPherae

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Re: You are the Prince of Toast - Illustrated Suggestion Adventure.
« Reply #150 on: July 22, 2011, 10:06:31 am »

Your name is Lament Darknesstide. Your parents are the most annoying EMO FREAKS you know, complete with costume. You're been working all your life as a FEMALE PRACTITIONER OF THE JUDICIAL ARTS, or in layman's terms, a FREELANCE LADYCOP. The policing industry in BOLGARIA as of late has been REALLY SHITTY, as most people aren't willing to pay you for catching some theiving asshole, and it's pretty expensive to throw people in prison. Your career choice, for which you are WIDELY MOCKED, combined with your societal standing due to your INDIGO EYES has left you as little more than a homeless BUM ON THE STREETS with a CARDBOARD DESK.

Damn it all.

So what do you do?
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Re: You are the Prince of Toast - Illustrated Suggestion Adventure.
« Reply #151 on: July 22, 2011, 10:38:35 am »
Investigate the garbage for food clues!

There's gotta be a crime around here somewhere that you can get someone to pay you to solve!
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Re: You are the Prince of Toast - Illustrated Suggestion Adventure.
« Reply #152 on: July 22, 2011, 11:03:56 am »
Your so depressed you hide in the trashcans.
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Re: You are the Prince of Toast - Illustrated Suggestion Adventure.
« Reply #153 on: July 25, 2011, 01:03:29 am »
You stand up and begin to walk, leaving your useless cardboard desk behind. You walk by one of the trash cans, and contemplate raiding them for clues or even hiding in them.

You look at it the best you can through your emo-hair that you keep because your parents would flip their lids if you didn't. That can is filthy. You may be a worthless bum living on the street with nothing but her clothes and her honor, but you still have standards. That's just...

....best set to use if you set it on fire? It smells terrible, especially with the smoke, but at least you're warmer now.

Hmm. Did you forget to mention your PSYCHIC POWERS in your intro? Oh gosh you hope not, those are pretty IMPORTANT. You mostly manage to SET THINGS ON FIRE when you get ANGRY or EXASPERATED, especially when you're angry at YOURSELF. You probably have a couple other DORMANT POWERS - most violet-eyes do -  but you probably can't use them yet.

((I cannot believe I forgot the psychic powers in the intro. Argh.))
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Re: You are the Prince of Toast - Illustrated Suggestion Adventure.
« Reply #154 on: July 25, 2011, 06:48:45 am »
Go look for trouble
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Re: You are the Prince of Toast - Illustrated Suggestion Adventure.
« Reply #155 on: July 25, 2011, 07:30:37 am »
Psychic powers?  Cool.  Let's first spend a few minutes getting as angry at our self as possible, them mug someone and set them on fire.
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Re: You are the Prince of Toast - Illustrated Suggestion Adventure.
« Reply #156 on: July 25, 2011, 07:39:20 am »
Quote from: BunnyBob77 on July 25, 2011, 07:30:37 am
Psychic powers?  Cool.  Let's first spend a few minutes getting as angry at our self as possible, them mug someone and set them on fire.


This.

Then we can get ourself to arrest ourself.
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Re: You are the Prince of Toast - Illustrated Suggestion Adventure.
« Reply #157 on: July 25, 2011, 07:46:27 am »
Quote from: Dsarker on July 25, 2011, 07:39:20 am
Quote from: BunnyBob77 on July 25, 2011, 07:30:37 am
Psychic powers?  Cool.  Let's first spend a few minutes getting as angry at our self as possible, them mug someone and set them on fire.


This.

Then we can get ourself to arrest ourself.

but we can't afford our rates!
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Dsarker

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Re: You are the Prince of Toast - Illustrated Suggestion Adventure.
« Reply #158 on: July 25, 2011, 07:47:44 am »
The mugged person can!
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You do not convince me. You rationalize your actions and because the result is favorable you become right.
"There are times, Sember, when I could believe your mother had a secret lover. Looking at you makes me wonder if it was one of my goats."

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Re: You are the Prince of Toast - Illustrated Suggestion Adventure.
« Reply #159 on: July 25, 2011, 07:52:42 am »
But they wouldn't have any money left after we'd mug them!
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Re: You are the Prince of Toast - Illustrated Suggestion Adventure.
« Reply #160 on: July 25, 2011, 08:10:48 am »
Yes, because that was an advance!
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You do not convince me. You rationalize your actions and because the result is favorable you become right.
"There are times, Sember, when I could believe your mother had a secret lover. Looking at you makes me wonder if it was one of my goats."

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Re: You are the Prince of Toast - Illustrated Suggestion Adventure.
« Reply #161 on: July 25, 2011, 01:14:36 pm »
But wouldn't we have to give the money back after we arrested ourselves?
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Re: You are the Prince of Toast - Illustrated Suggestion Adventure.
« Reply #162 on: July 25, 2011, 11:44:25 pm »
You consider mugging people and then arresting yourself in some convoluted scheme to make money off the mugg-ee. But you dismiss it. You're a cop; you're supposed to be above that cra-

Hey! Gimme all your money!

What do you do with this shadowy mugger?
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Re: You are the Prince of Toast - Illustrated Suggestion Adventure.
« Reply #163 on: July 26, 2011, 01:22:09 am »
Get mad and torch his ass.
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Re: You are the Prince of Toast - Illustrated Suggestion Adventure.
« Reply #164 on: July 27, 2011, 04:26:37 pm »
punch him
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