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[Fniff]

You are the Prince of Toast trying to track down a ship of Goblin skypirates who have stolen a huge shipment of canned goods from Toast Castle

Eh, you can't really go that far with that plot.

No no that is merely your first objective for the tutorial analogue!

But it doesn't really have anything to say about itself! The only world you could make is a slightly absurdist fantasy world! Unless the GM wants to get creative...

[jc6036]

Im sticking with sigfried the infinitley prolonged:1000 year old immortal homeless guy.

[peglegpengeuin]

You are Donald Draemer, a mechanical genius trying to escape from Dystopia. You must use your engineering prowess and street smarts to avoid notice, or if noticed avoid capture. You start out a factory worker in the town of Civilia.

[vagel7]

I vote for the gangster guy

[BunnyBob77]

You are the Prince of Toast trying to track down a ship of Goblin skypirates who have stolen a huge shipment of canned goods from Toast Castle

I heartily support this.  Also, there are lazorz.

[jetex1911]

You are Jonas White, a Robber in The Great Depression. You dress classy, and carry a Tommy Gun hidden on your back. Unknown to others, You are also a Medium, one who can speak with the dead. You use your Sweet-talking with Bankers and Poltergheists to get things done, and it that doesn't work, you can always use your knowledge of Wards and Tommy Guns to get shit DONE.

[peglegpengeuin]

This is getting worse, not better.

[jc6036]

Im  still with sigfried, 1000 year old bum.

[vagel7]

This is getting worse, not better.

Welcome to Bay12, a place where most look like junkies high on cocaine.

[TherosPherae]

Alright, so I'm reading: Johnny "Dancing" Siegfried the immortal gangster who releases hell on earth, the yet-unnamed Prince of Toast, Donald Draemer the mechanical genius, Jonas White the gangster-thief who can speak with the dead, and Siegfried the Infinitely Prolonged Hobo.

I knew you guys had imaginations, but... wow.

[TherosPherae]

I set up a poll for you guys based on what's been said since the Face-stump.

[TherosPherae]

You decide to be Johnny Siegfried, the Prince of Toast. 'They' seem to approve of this decision, and give you one thing before they let you go.

You got the SHITTY-LOOKING BACKPACK! For all your inventory management needs! It seems to be have a considerable amount of carrying capacity, despite how it looks.

'They' also recommend that before you leave, you decide on a weapon preference. Man, these guys do NOT want to let you leave yet, do they? You're tempted to just hit the road without choosing a damn weapon.

So, what do you do? Pick a weapon, or just go on without one?

[jc6036]

Hammer. Every thing is better with hammers.

[Furtuka]

Gunhammer

[jc6036]

Ohgodyes