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Author Topic: Prince of Toast - Illustrated Suggestion Adventure - REBOOT  (Read 14573 times)

vagel7

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Re: You are the Prince of Toast - Illstrated Suggestion Adventure.
« Reply #30 on: June 30, 2011, 03:56:56 pm »

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That last gobbo would stand there, missing an arm, punctured in a kidney, liver, and spleen, fading in and out of consciousness at the far end of where the drawbridge would go, and his last sight would be the drawbridge dropping down and smashing him like a bug.

God DAMN I love this game!

peglegpengeuin

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Re: You are Someone - Illstrated Suggestion Adventure.
« Reply #31 on: June 30, 2011, 03:57:09 pm »

Yes, gunhammer for the prince. It's so beautiful  :'(.

Wait, what's our name?

EDIT: Dang, I was hoping to delete that question before anyone noticed it.
« Last Edit: June 30, 2011, 03:59:40 pm by peglegpengeuin »
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Furtuka

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Re: You are Someone - Illstrated Suggestion Adventure.
« Reply #32 on: June 30, 2011, 03:58:35 pm »

You decide to be Johnny Siegfried, the Prince of Toast. 'They' seem to approve of this decision, and give you one thing before they let you go.
« Last Edit: June 30, 2011, 04:01:54 pm by Furtuka »
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Re: You are the Prince of Toast - Illstrated Suggestion Adventure.
« Reply #33 on: June 30, 2011, 05:19:06 pm »

Go gunhammer!  It menaces with spikes of diamond and is adorned with hanging rings of dragon bone!  Also, this should be steampunk+fantasy.
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jc6036

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Re: You are the Prince of Toast - Illstrated Suggestion Adventure.
« Reply #34 on: June 30, 2011, 05:24:36 pm »

That seems a good fit
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Re: You are the Prince of Toast - Illstrated Suggestion Adventure.
« Reply #35 on: June 30, 2011, 05:51:04 pm »

You tell 'them' that you'd like a Gunhammer.

Then, you awaken from your hammock in the sleeping quarters of the Toast Kingdom's flying flagship, the Breakfast.

Wait... where are you, anyways?

Oh. Okay.

Anyways, once you wake up and get over the headache from falling out of your hammock, the first thing you notice is the overhead INVENTORY BAR and accompanying EQUIPMENT INTERFACE. It looks really crappy, but what else would you expect from the SHITTY-LOOKING BACKPACK?

(There is no background because I am a sorry person who cannot draw planks. There should be a background or at least a floor or something next update.)

So what do you do now?
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Re: You are the Prince of Toast - Illstrated Suggestion Adventure.
« Reply #36 on: June 30, 2011, 06:00:19 pm »

Take the nails from the hammock and leave the room
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Dsarker

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Re: You are the Prince of Toast - Illstrated Suggestion Adventure.
« Reply #37 on: June 30, 2011, 06:07:09 pm »

Take the hammock too.
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Re: You are the Prince of Toast - Illstrated Suggestion Adventure.
« Reply #38 on: June 30, 2011, 06:11:42 pm »

Wtf why dont we just take some planks off the wall too? (im not being sarcastic do it)
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Dsarker

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Re: You are the Prince of Toast - Illstrated Suggestion Adventure.
« Reply #39 on: June 30, 2011, 06:15:06 pm »

That's a great idea. Take any planks that won't be needed to hold the ship together.
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[Dsarker is] a good for nothing troll.
You do not convince me. You rationalize your actions and because the result is favorable you become right.
"There are times, Sember, when I could believe your mother had a secret lover. Looking at you makes me wonder if it was one of my goats."

peglegpengeuin

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Re: You are the Prince of Toast - Illstrated Suggestion Adventure.
« Reply #40 on: June 30, 2011, 06:31:43 pm »

Can we wear the hammock as an awesome cape?
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jc6036

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Re: You are the Prince of Toast - Illstrated Suggestion Adventure.
« Reply #41 on: June 30, 2011, 06:34:09 pm »

Is it a cloth hammock, or rope?
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Dsarker

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Re: You are the Prince of Toast - Illstrated Suggestion Adventure.
« Reply #42 on: June 30, 2011, 06:34:24 pm »

Make the planks of wood into armour.
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[Dsarker is] a good for nothing troll.
You do not convince me. You rationalize your actions and because the result is favorable you become right.
"There are times, Sember, when I could believe your mother had a secret lover. Looking at you makes me wonder if it was one of my goats."

peglegpengeuin

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Re: You are the Prince of Toast - Illstrated Suggestion Adventure.
« Reply #43 on: June 30, 2011, 06:37:37 pm »

We probably have better armor somewhere.
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Re: You are the Prince of Toast - Illstrated Suggestion Adventure.
« Reply #44 on: June 30, 2011, 06:37:41 pm »

You check your hammock for nails on the off-chance that a crewman may have tried playing a prank on you. Nope, no nails. You should've known better than to not trust your crew like that.

Speaking of the hammock, you begin to fondly regard it.

For all its shortcomings and all the times it's dumped you on the floor, it's still been a great hammock. You love your hammock, and would never choose one of the other, cruddy hammocks that your crewmen have to sleep in in exchange for it. You try to take it off the pole it's fastened to, but it's firmly bolted in there. Nope, no chance of getting that off.

You then look around at the walls, and try to rip the planks off. You quickly realize that you can't rip the planks off the sides - this is a form-casted Lightsteel ship, moron!


(Something tells me I'm going to be using that Face-stump image a lot. And huzzah, not having to draw planks!)
« Last Edit: June 30, 2011, 06:41:55 pm by TherosPherae »
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