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[Xotano]

Nah, it died, I hunted it at night so that Bogey Men would spawn and let the Bogey Men kill him.

still wana know what the title was :|

I want to see the complete legends entry for that duck.... 'cos it sounds like a badass

thats an even better idea! post it up good sir!

[Crioca]

At one point I managed to cut off a bandit's cock. Thinking that was funny I picked it up and stuffed it in a bag. I spent the next hour beating Bandits into an unconscious state, cutting off their phallus and stuffing it into the bag.

When the bag was full I went on a rampage, smacking people down with a bag full of dicks. It took me a while but eventually I thought "What the FUCK am I doing?"

[ashton1993]

I swear there aren't dicks in the game  Unless it's a mod of course

[NRDL]

I swear there aren't dicks in the game  Unless it's a mod of course

There are in Genesis Mod.  And a few other mods, as well. 

[Broseph Stalin]

At one point I managed to cut off a bandit's cock. Thinking that was funny I picked it up and stuffed it in a bag. I spent the next hour beating Bandits into an unconscious state, cutting off their phallus and stuffing it into the bag.

When the bag was full I went on a rampage, smacking people down with a bag full of dicks. It took me a while but eventually I thought "What the FUCK am I doing?"

Broseph Stalins Dorf immersion scale: T/2 where T is Time in minutes it takes you to remember hitting people with severed penises is wrong.

My rating? 17.

[Oyster]

I was playing with a Skilled thrower/misc. object user and got a quest to kill a bandit but i didnt have any weapons,and nothing but fish and sandy clay loam in my backpack ,i threw the sandy clay loam at the bandit leader(!) and it went straight through his head and ripped his brain apart!

In short:i killed a bandit by throwing clay at his face

[Lovechild]

Modding in a bard, can suddenly recruit 12 soldiers with a starting adventurer.

[Sutremaine]

When the bag was full I went on a rampage, smacking people down with a bag full of dicks.

Bandit: Go eat a bag of dicks, you asshole!
Adventurer: NO U *smack in the mouth with a bag of dicks*

[Ross Vernal]

There's something wrong about this bridge that I just quite can't put my finger on...

http://img265.imageshack.us/img265/9895/wrongt.jpg

EDIT: Also, I surfed the wave.

[Gizogin]

There's something wrong about this bridge that I just quite can't put my finger on...

http://img265.imageshack.us/img265/9895/wrongt.jpg

No kidding.  "The Bridge of Music?"  What were they thinking?

[Garath]

sneaking up to, around and into a dragon, stabbing, slashing and wrestling it to death, it never saw me, reacted or acted. At the end I was almost shouting at my screen, "why dont you notice me freaking huge lizard! you think your tail dropped off by itself! Huh! And trouble breathing from smoking too much?!? I tried to poke out your eye! Right in front of you! Bloody amphebian!"

[Lordraymond]

At one point I managed to cut off a bandit's cock. Thinking that was funny I picked it up and stuffed it in a bag. I spent the next hour beating Bandits into an unconscious state, cutting off their phallus and stuffing it into the bag.

When the bag was full I went on a rampage, smacking people down with a bag full of dicks. It took me a while but eventually I thought "What the FUCK am I doing?"

I sig'd that so hard, if you put the hardness of my sig'ing in a bag it would hurt more than a bag full of cocks.

[Dunderkalven]

I killd a super big flying whale made of lava, it was sick

[Gizogin]

I had two, in quick succession.

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Dude, can't you just get a divorce?

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[ashton1993]

I had two, in quick succession.

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Dude, can't you just get a divorce?

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Eh? Do you have the legends entry for Par Tongspatterns?