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[Untouchable]

I had two, in quick succession.

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Dude, can't you just get a divorce?

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Oh my god, we need the legends entry.

[Lifeinsteps]

Two things. I was reading through the Legends file when I found one war I can't remember the name of.

256 humans went to war with 2 goblins and 1 troll.

254 humans died. What. the. hell. were. they. doing.



Then in another, I found a war where a few hundred dwarves went to war with a few hundred goblins. The dwarves had about 5 giraffes on their side.

Each giraffe scored a bunch of goblin kills. That was hilarious to me.

[Johuotar]

I had two, in quick succession.

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Dude, can't you just get a divorce?

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Woah, that's pretty epic!

256 humans went to war with 2 goblins and 1 troll.

254 humans died. What. the. hell. were. they. doing.

Worldgen battles are quite weird sometimes because of the system they use to calculate the results, or so I've understood.

[EmperorNuthulu]

I had two, in quick succession.

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Dude, can't you just get a divorce?

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 It even says a wild beast of great reknown, what the hell was Par Tongspatterns? And what sort of abomination did it give birth to? I'm taking a bet that it's the epic duck from earlier in the thread.

[Deimos56]

I had two, in quick succession.

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Dude, can't you just get a divorce?

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 It even says a wild beast of great reknown, what the hell was Par Tongspatterns? And what sort of abomination did it give birth to? I'm taking a bet that it's the epic duck from earlier in the thread.

Probably a bride of some night creature who gave birth to the second guy before being converted...

[UltraValican]

I had an Incubus Acolyte that married his cousin.

[Leif]

*Creates adventurer*
Sweet, spawns with full iron armour.
Walks out of town, takes an arrow to the eye.
FML

[Gizogin]

I had two, in quick succession.

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Dude, can't you just get a divorce?

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 It even says a wild beast of great reknown, what the hell was Par Tongspatterns? And what sort of abomination did it give birth to? I'm taking a bet that it's the epic duck from earlier in the thread.

Probably a bride of some night creature who gave birth to the second guy before being converted...

I did eventually find Par, but she was a perfectly normal general.  I was using my custom corrupt race, which is already really messed up.
EDIT: to clarify, she actually lived four houses away from her daughter in a town really close to her husband's fortress

[Akura]

There's something wrong about this bridge that I just quite can't put my finger on...

http://img265.imageshack.us/img265/9895/wrongt.jpg

No kidding.  "The Bridge of Music?"  What were they thinking?

Probably the same thing I am.

[Deimos56]

I had two, in quick succession.

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Dude, can't you just get a divorce?

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 It even says a wild beast of great reknown, what the hell was Par Tongspatterns? And what sort of abomination did it give birth to? I'm taking a bet that it's the epic duck from earlier in the thread.

Probably a bride of some night creature who gave birth to the second guy before being converted...

I did eventually find Par, but she was a perfectly normal general.  I was using my custom corrupt race, which is already really messed up.
EDIT: to clarify, she actually lived four houses away from her daughter in a town really close to her husband's fortress

So they were asking you to just murder their wife/mother.
 
And probably yourself, since that would actually most likely make you their enemy.

[Gizogin]

I had two, in quick succession.

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Dude, can't you just get a divorce?

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 It even says a wild beast of great reknown, what the hell was Par Tongspatterns? And what sort of abomination did it give birth to? I'm taking a bet that it's the epic duck from earlier in the thread.

Probably a bride of some night creature who gave birth to the second guy before being converted...

I did eventually find Par, but she was a perfectly normal general.  I was using my custom corrupt race, which is already really messed up.
EDIT: to clarify, she actually lived four houses away from her daughter in a town really close to her husband's fortress

So they were asking you to just murder their wife/mother.
 
And probably yourself, since that would actually most likely make you their enemy.

It did...

[WolfeyS]

I managed to fend off an attack outnumbered 7 to 1, with my feet. Is that normal?

[Guylock]

Spawned an elf, recruited a Peasant, went to another town next door to my home town.
Entered a house just to greet them and got raped by my own people.. (Genesis Mod)
like wtf!!? XD

Their of the same tribe too; which lived next door.

[Awessum Possum]

This was a weird one from 40d:
I decided to mess with all the world gen parameters at random. So I look at the map, cold world, all ice and tundra except for little islands of warmer areas, and of course the mountains. So I roll up an adventurer in a human civ in an interesting area.
"You dodge the jet of steam."
I'm like what!? Why is everything on fire?!? Turns out, when DF says it's burning it means literally. With further exploration I found places where one tile would be burning hot, and the next deathly cold. Most environmental deaths I've ever had.

[MrElf]

Mine would be after I fought a battle with a large group of random elves, I managed to survive the battle after losing an arm, all my followers dead, and I found an elf unconscious on the ground. I went to stab him and then he punched me in the upper body and the severed body part went sailing off in an arc.