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[ashton1993]

"WTF. I thought that blunt attacks from a silver sword(slapping with the flat of the blade/hitting with the pommel) would be as effective as they would be form a normal attack from a blunt item (mace/hammer/crossbow)." Unless you were talking about corpses, barrels, or AnyOtherHeavyObject? I think the effectiveness of blunt attacks is determined by the weight of the weapon.

Actually heavy objects work too. My favorite thing to do in adventure mode is fill a backpack with someones blood and cave their skull in with it.

Bit macabre, don't you think? 

[Broseph Stalin]

Bit macabre, don't you think? 

I once bit off a childs phallus after I fed his family to alligators. Macabre is how I roll.

[Musashi]

Bit macabre, don't you think? 

What are you complaining about? This is Dwarf Fortress. In the subforum above, we're trying to rot soldiers' eyes out, having ghosts beat up their relatives, and slowly amputating megabeasts of their limbs, teeth, and extra heads. For no good reason*.



*okay, I'm lying. We're rotting out eyes so siege operators, who we never use anyway, will be less wimpy, and soldiers stop trying to kill things in an order different from what we've devised.

[Mitchewawa]

I once stumbled into a kobold camp, there was a about a dozen... KOBOLD CHILDREN.

I cleaved the mighty emaciated children in twain! Nought of the unarmed little evils were spared! I revelled in the glory and honour of whipping out the teeth of a dozen small children that day!

[EnigmaticHat]

so what is the moment that made you go wtf??? the most

mine was when i was was sent to kill...a helmet snake really i was expecting something big and scary not a regular snake that was one shotted by my maceman

Regular snake?  Helmet snake venom is horrible; if that thing had bitten you, it would have been almost certain death.

[TheMasterTurtle]

Legendary fully armed and armoured adventurer. I go to strangle a duck for training, duck dodges, bites my neck, I die. Duck gets a title.

Next adventurer goes on a wild goose chase for the Duck, I actually find him! I go to kill it sadly it dodges my spear and causes fatal heart damage with it's bite, somehow.

Next I get an archer to take out, it dodges all of my arrows and hops into a lake. I follow it and the Duck gets of the lake at the other side, as soon as the Duck gets out of the water the lake freezes! Cunning bastard.

Finally I get an adventurer swordsman gathers a bunch of soldiers that somehow get there asses handed to the BY A DUCK!

Posting this story again.

[Xotano]

Duck gets a title.

gunna tell what the title was?

[ashton1993]

Do ducks learn skills or something... being a duck umm... wtf? Wow, I think you just earned it, the biggest wtf moment, getting your ass handed to you by a duck 3 times.

[Urist McMiner]

I had single handedly defeated a group of bogeymen without getting hurt, then walked a few meters and was one shot by a wolf

[Wimopy]

Legendary fully armed and armoured adventurer. I go to strangle a duck for training, duck dodges, bites my neck, I die. Duck gets a title.

Next adventurer goes on a wild goose chase for the Duck, I actually find him! I go to kill it sadly it dodges my spear and causes fatal heart damage with it's bite, somehow.

Next I get an archer to take out, it dodges all of my arrows and hops into a lake. I follow it and the Duck gets of the lake at the other side, as soon as the Duck gets out of the water the lake freezes! Cunning bastard.

Finally I get an adventurer swordsman gathers a bunch of soldiers that somehow get there asses handed to the BY A DUCK!

Posting this story again.

Gimme the save! I want to *talk* to that duck in the name of DWARVEN !!SCIENCE!!... It's probably a relative of the Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog (From Monthy Python and the Holy Grail)

[ashton1993]

Legendary fully armed and armoured adventurer. I go to strangle a duck for training, duck dodges, bites my neck, I die. Duck gets a title.

Next adventurer goes on a wild goose chase for the Duck, I actually find him! I go to kill it sadly it dodges my spear and causes fatal heart damage with it's bite, somehow.

Next I get an archer to take out, it dodges all of my arrows and hops into a lake. I follow it and the Duck gets of the lake at the other side, as soon as the Duck gets out of the water the lake freezes! Cunning bastard.

Finally I get an adventurer swordsman gathers a bunch of soldiers that somehow get there asses handed to the BY A DUCK!

Posting this story again.

Gimme the save! I want to *talk* to that duck in the name of DWARVEN !!SCIENCE!!... It's probably a relative of the Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog (From Monthy Python and the Holy Grail)

Oh noes! Quick, somebody mod in the holy hand grenade!

[TheMasterTurtle]

Nah, it died, I hunted it at night so that Bogey Men would spawn and let the Bogey Men kill him.

[antlion12]

[Regular snake?  Helmet snake venom is horrible; if that thing had bitten you, it would have been almost certain death.
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Really? well that explains why i had a quest to kill it but still it did not even get a chance to attack the maceman just walked up and whacked it with the mace

[Xotano]

Nah, it died, I hunted it at night so that Bogey Men would spawn and let the Bogey Men kill him.

still wana know what the title was :|

[ashton1993]

Nah, it died, I hunted it at night so that Bogey Men would spawn and let the Bogey Men kill him.

still wana know what the title was :|

I want to see the complete legends entry for that duck.... 'cos it sounds like a badass