Wouldn't it only be ironic if you drank it because it was a hipster drink but didn't like it? If you actually like it, I don't think you can drink it ironically, unless going against irony is the exact purpose of drinking something you like that some people might drink ironically. As for what counts as hipster... idk, whatever hipsters are drinking. I don't even know what counts as a hipster, except that it apparently involves liking stuff that you aren't supposed to like, either because you're not supposed to or because it genuinely is cool.
If 64oz is 1.9 liters, why would anybody even buy it, except to mix obscene amounts of soda. A 2 liter bottle is almost certainly cheaper. At least, with certain kinds of soda. Which are probably the kinds you can't get in fountains anyway. And there isn't the feeling that you have to drink it all in one sitting. Which kind of makes me think that if I bought a 64 oz soda, it'd take me no more than an hour to drink it, and I can't begin to figure out how I could draw it out for 3 hours short of forgetting that I have it and leaving it somewhere. When I buy 44 oz ones, which is much less frequent now, it's still gone within 30 minutes. I'm amazed by the fact that I would sometimes drink two of those a day.
The bisexuality thing, for me at least, is because I think I'd probably feel more comfortable around guys if I had some sort of attraction to them. And also because I consider sex and sexuality to be completely appropriate ways for two people to express how they feel about each other.
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I don't think Cherry Coke is ironic, and it certainly isn't an energy drink. I do worry that my intense love for Cream Soda may be ironic though.
Ok, I'D be embarrassed by it, but I'm kind of sensitive about that kind of thing. I'm almost certainly just projecting my own personality on others.
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