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Author Topic: My psychotic militia commander.  (Read 1639 times)

Argonnek

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My psychotic militia commander.
« on: May 14, 2011, 12:29:05 pm »

I just noticed that my commander has a... uniquely frightening personality:

She's an impulsive, angry, nervous, untrusting, immodest, unemotional rebel. Guess what goddess she worships:

That's right. Chaos and war.

Don't you just love it when the RNG gives you gems like this?

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Re: My psychotic militia commander.
« Reply #1 on: May 14, 2011, 12:34:57 pm »

About as well adjusted as any other dwarf living off fermented mushrooms and kitten tallow roasts, I suppose.

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Re: My psychotic militia commander.
« Reply #3 on: May 14, 2011, 01:10:43 pm »

Sounds like a good militia commander.
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Re: My psychotic militia commander.
« Reply #4 on: May 14, 2011, 01:47:03 pm »

That's awesome. Your commander deserves a tomb of magma flows and statues of forgotten beasts and beheaded elves. Make it so.
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And then, they will be weaponized. Like everything in this game, from kittens to babies, everything is a potential device of murder.
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Re: My psychotic militia commander.
« Reply #5 on: May 14, 2011, 01:51:36 pm »

That's awesome. Your commander deserves a tomb of magma flows and statues of forgotten beasts and beheaded elves. Make it so.
Indeed.

All artifact statues, jewelery, and useless weapons should go into his tomb of win.

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Re: My psychotic militia commander.
« Reply #6 on: May 14, 2011, 01:55:48 pm »

That's awesome. Your commander deserves a tomb of magma flows and statues of forgotten beasts and beheaded elves. Make it so.
Indeed.

All artifact statues, jewelery, and useless weapons should go into HER tomb of win.
FTFY.
Also, I notice that she has really good stats. Like, REALLY good stats. Like, as in EVERY SINGLE PHYSICAL STAT is maxed. Plus the important mental ones. Tthe unimportant mental ones (musicality? yuck) are the only bad ones. Something's a little fishy here... unless that's just me.
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Re: My psychotic militia commander.
« Reply #7 on: May 14, 2011, 02:00:09 pm »

That's awesome. Your commander deserves a tomb of magma flows and statues of forgotten beasts and beheaded elves. Make it so.
Indeed.

All artifact statues, jewelery, and useless weapons should go into HER tomb of win.
FTFY.
Also, I notice that she has really good stats. Like, REALLY good stats. Like, as in EVERY SINGLE PHYSICAL STAT is maxed. Plus the important mental ones. Tthe unimportant mental ones (musicality? yuck) are the only bad ones. Something's a little fishy here... unless that's just me.
Him is technically sex neutral. Also, with dwarves, it doesn't matter if you're a male or female. You're the same.

The same...

EmperorJon

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Re: My psychotic militia commander.
« Reply #8 on: May 14, 2011, 02:00:26 pm »

Physical stats are easily trained, remember.
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Re: My psychotic militia commander.
« Reply #9 on: May 14, 2011, 02:02:13 pm »

She could still train for more speed. agile<very agile<extremely agile

That said, the fact that she has quick recovery and good disease resistance is really great.
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Re: My psychotic militia commander.
« Reply #10 on: May 14, 2011, 02:27:57 pm »

Huh, that's a goddess of war in the making there.
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Argonnek

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Re: My psychotic militia commander.
« Reply #11 on: May 14, 2011, 02:40:08 pm »

Yeah, she's a multi-legendary superwoman. She earned those physical stats with ~5 months of danger room training.

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Re: My psychotic militia commander.
« Reply #12 on: May 14, 2011, 02:54:20 pm »

Yeah, she's a multi-legendary superwoman. She earned those physical stats with ~5 months of danger room training.
She gained super strength and super speed by getting poked by spears for 5 months

Teeheehee

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Re: My psychotic militia commander.
« Reply #13 on: May 14, 2011, 03:55:13 pm »

The stat descriptions don't go far enough. Dwarves who start with better stats have a higher maximum ceiling they can train it up to. Even the worst dwarf can reach the highest descriptor with sufficient training though.
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Argonnek

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Re: My psychotic militia commander.
« Reply #14 on: May 14, 2011, 04:21:01 pm »

She started off pretty strong and tough when she migrated here, which is why she got the job in the first place. I only looked at her personality when I got bored a while later.
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