I play very little ranked. Today, I got requested by an RL buddy that I duo q with him, because he's apparently stuck in 950 elo hell. I'm like, okay.
Every game, I was first-pick while he was last-pick and usually got shoehorned into support, where he basically achieved nothing, or Jungle Nocturne with Heal (more solid play than this spell choice lets on). I've gone for Cassio all three games because it's the AP mid I'm most confident in, most of the time, and because she is an insanely good noob stomper while all around really solid with metric fucktons of damage potential.
First game, we meet another duo, Teemo/Taric. The teemo got like 13 kills before 20 mins, because their MF is total crap. I get matched up against a braindead Urgot but only get two kills because I have wrong runes and am always OOM. The Urgot accomplishes nothing, has no boots before 15 minutes. Against Cassiopeia.
Second game, the enemy team is actually competent. I start off 0/2/0 in the first ten minutes or so. (Bloody Anivia.) We are still better in teamfights. End 1/2/5, our jungle riven goes 8/0/8. getcarriedson.jpg
Third game, I go up against a Malzahar who apparently received a brain transplant from Nunu Bot. The Cassiopeia snowball action started after Warwick hit 6, and...
Let's just say you are doing something terribly right when after the game, you get a friend invite and ranked duo invite from one of your teammates. feelsgoodman
...Ranked does feel like smurfing most of the time.