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Author Topic: You are Obese(And used to be a potato chip)  (Read 6669 times)

ShoesandHats

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Re: You are Obese(And used to be a potato chip)
« Reply #30 on: May 08, 2011, 12:05:52 am »
Become Pootis-man, a mysterious masked couch potato with the power of crawling on floors and buying chairs at a cheaper price.
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Re: You are Obese(And used to be a potato chip)
« Reply #31 on: May 08, 2011, 01:46:47 am »
Take off shirt and rub oil over flabs of obese chest until he just gives you a chair or runs away from his chairs leaving them unprotected.
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Re: You are Obese(And used to be a potato chip)
« Reply #32 on: May 08, 2011, 02:19:10 am »
Quote from: DinosaurusRex_x on May 08, 2011, 01:46:47 am
Take off shirt and rub oil over flabs of obese chest until he just gives you a chair or runs away from his chairs leaving them unprotected.
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Re: You are Obese(And used to be a potato chip)
« Reply #33 on: May 08, 2011, 01:59:28 pm »
Quote from: DinosaurusRex_x on May 08, 2011, 01:46:47 am
Take off shirt and rub oil over flabs of obese chest until he just gives you a chair or runs away from his chairs leaving them unprotected.
He considers you an abomination for this, and impales you with a cross, screaming "DIE DEMON!"

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Quote from: Megaman on May 06, 2011, 09:55:09 pm
He says: "THAT WILL BE ONE-HUNDRED ONE DOLLARS PLEASE!"
Wait a second your landlord sells chairs? huh.

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At Home:
Nothing

Skills:
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Status:
Obese
Socially incompetent
On the floor

Home:
Crappy Apartment
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Re: You are Obese(And used to be a potato chip)
« Reply #34 on: May 08, 2011, 02:01:16 pm »
Steamroll landlord.

Steal chair with wheels on it.

Wheel home.
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Re: You are Obese(And used to be a potato chip)
« Reply #35 on: May 08, 2011, 03:51:18 pm »
Imagine you are a potato chip.
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Re: You are Obese(And used to be a potato chip)
« Reply #36 on: May 08, 2011, 10:53:45 pm »
Quote from: DinosaurusRex_x on May 08, 2011, 02:01:16 pm
Steamroll landlord.

Steal chair with wheels on it.

Wheel home.
You roll over your landlord, and asphyxiate him with your unstoppable rolls of fat.
You then get into a wheel chair, and it EXPLODES under your weight. You just prop yourself up on one, using less energy. you are now standing up, and the big sign that says 'NEW STRANGELY MORE DIFFICULT TO KILL LANDLORD APPROACHING!' lights up. You may want to leave.

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Nothing

Skills:
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Status:
Obese
Socially incompetent
Tired from all this physical movement

Home:
Crappy Apartment
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Re: You are Obese(And used to be a potato chip)
« Reply #37 on: May 08, 2011, 11:03:02 pm »
Make friends with new landlord.
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Re: You are Obese(And used to be a potato chip)
« Reply #38 on: May 08, 2011, 11:30:19 pm »
Use chair as old-person-type walking frame to take you back to your apartment
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Re: You are Obese(And used to be a potato chip)
« Reply #39 on: May 08, 2011, 11:31:00 pm »
Quote from: hubris_incalculable on May 08, 2011, 11:30:19 pm
Use chair as old-person-type walking frame to take you back to your apartment
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Re: You are Obese(And used to be a potato chip)
« Reply #40 on: May 09, 2011, 04:31:31 am »
Scream about the new landlord until you vomit and lose weight.  8)
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Re: You are Obese(And used to be a potato chip)
« Reply #41 on: May 09, 2011, 07:05:31 am »
No, no, no. Sign up as a subject for the clinical testing of various products. We must sell ourself to !!SCIENCE!! for money!
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Re: You are Obese(And used to be a potato chip)
« Reply #42 on: May 09, 2011, 07:22:48 pm »
Quote from: hubris_incalculable on May 08, 2011, 11:30:19 pm
Use chair as old-person-type walking frame to take you back to your apartment
You do so, as soon as you get up there the chair breaks into several pieces. Your apartment now has bits of chair in it

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Bits of broken chair

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Status:
Obese
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Home:
Crappy Apartment
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Re: You are Obese(And used to be a potato chip)
« Reply #43 on: May 09, 2011, 07:28:03 pm »
Take a nap on the floor, using our blubber as a mattress
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Re: You are Obese(And used to be a potato chip)
« Reply #44 on: May 09, 2011, 08:26:07 pm »
Fast for several weeks.
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