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Megaman

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You are Obese(And used to be a potato chip)
« on: May 06, 2011, 06:28:11 pm »
You are trapped inside the bag with the other chips, what do you do?
« Last Edit: May 06, 2011, 06:48:01 pm by Megaman »
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Re: You are a Potato Chip
« Reply #1 on: May 06, 2011, 06:30:11 pm »
>Evolve.
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Re: You are a Potato Chip
« Reply #2 on: May 06, 2011, 06:31:05 pm »
>become eaten
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Re: You are a Potato Chip
« Reply #3 on: May 06, 2011, 06:31:54 pm »
Quote from: Johnfalcon99977 on May 06, 2011, 06:30:11 pm
>Evolve.
Unfortunately, you don't. Silly potato chip. The top of the bag is violently ripped open, and a three-hundred pound obese man says, "DIS LOOKS LIKE SOME TASTEH PROTRATOS!"
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Re: You are a Potato Chip
« Reply #4 on: May 06, 2011, 06:33:09 pm »
Contact the other chips. Convince them to help you defeat the man.
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Re: You are a Potato Chip
« Reply #5 on: May 06, 2011, 06:33:43 pm »
>Command your crispy brotheren to attack. Take revenge for your other fallen brothers.
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Re: You are a Potato Chip
« Reply #6 on: May 06, 2011, 06:38:53 pm »
Attack man from inside.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: You are a Potato Chip
« Reply #7 on: May 06, 2011, 06:39:46 pm »
Quote from: Diablous on May 06, 2011, 06:33:09 pm
Contact the other chips. Convince them to help you defeat the man.

You do so, unfortunately, potato chips cannot attack obese men due to size problems. He pours the bag into his mouth. You are the only one left. He picks you up and slowly starts moving his hand to his mouth....
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Re: You are a Potato Chip
« Reply #8 on: May 06, 2011, 06:41:22 pm »
Become Hand.
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Re: You are a Potato Chip
« Reply #9 on: May 06, 2011, 06:42:07 pm »
Turn back time to when you were a Flying Carnivorous Potato.
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Re: You are a Potato Chip
« Reply #10 on: May 06, 2011, 06:44:11 pm »
>Feel enraged at the death of your closest brothers. Revenge them.
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Re: You are a Potato Chip
« Reply #11 on: May 06, 2011, 06:45:02 pm »
Quote from: Phantom on May 06, 2011, 06:42:07 pm
Turn back time to when you were a Flying Carnivorous Potato.
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Re: You are a Potato Chip
« Reply #12 on: May 06, 2011, 06:45:15 pm »
You become hand. You systematically become Obese man. OOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWMMMMMMMMM CHOMP. Tasteh potatroe chips. Also no one seems to like you, not even your family. Perhaps it's how fat you are. Naaahhhhh.
You have one hundred dollars, and live in a crappy apartment. You have no job. You have no belongings. You have no skills. You must become a contributing, socially competent member of society.

Inv:
$100

At Home:
Nothing

Skills:
None

Status:
Obese
Socially incompetent

Home:
Crappy Apartment
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Re: You are Obese(And used to be a potato chip)
« Reply #13 on: May 06, 2011, 06:49:51 pm »
Sell extra fat to get funds to become useful society person.
If we do not have the money to be able to sell extra fat, compalin about money problem loop.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: You are Obese(And used to be a potato chip)
« Reply #14 on: May 06, 2011, 06:54:59 pm »
Do 5 pushups. in an hour, do 5 more. keep going till the end of the day. when you wake up, do 10 push ups, and continue to do hourly pushups, increasing by 5 each day. eventually, you will get into proper shape. if your arms are too wimpy, do crunches instead.
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