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Re: Roll to Alter Someone's Life Round 4: Flight of Dragons
« Reply #870 on: September 04, 2011, 08:44:01 am »

Argodeath picks up the scent of Arogeth...

Ensue the APOCALYPTIC BATTLE to decide the fate of the world!
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Re: Roll to Alter Someone's Life Round 4: Flight of Dragons
« Reply #871 on: September 04, 2011, 01:37:53 pm »

The heroes died son, make new heroes.

Arogeth really is the god of the volcano and at a critical moment, he accidentally activates it showering the undead dragon with the fury of the earth, !!MAGMA!!
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Re: Roll to Alter Someone's Life Round 4: Flight of Dragons
« Reply #872 on: September 04, 2011, 01:45:17 pm »

Arogeth warns the natives of the heathens who would dare strike against their great and magnificent god, thus they arm themselves and prepare traps to fight invaders!
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Re: Roll to Alter Someone's Life Round 4: Flight of Dragons
« Reply #873 on: September 05, 2011, 02:03:21 am »

All the volcano erupting really does is cause the island to start sinking into the ocean. At an alarmingly fast rate. He'll have to find a new home now, unless he plans on growing gills.
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Re: Roll to Alter Someone's Life Round 4: Flight of Dragons
« Reply #874 on: September 05, 2011, 04:17:30 am »

Quote from: V-Norrec: 66
Arogeth really is the god of the volcano and at a critical moment, he accidentally activates it showering the undead dragon with the fury of the earth, !!MAGMA!!
Quote from: Krath: 18
Arogeth warns the natives of the heathens who would dare strike against their great and magnificent god, thus they arm themselves and prepare traps to fight invaders!
Quote from: Taricus: 31
Unfortunately, Argodeath suffers from the one thing most undead do, Missing parts.
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Quote from: Powder Miner: After Taric
(Counter Taric) Argodeath has no problem with missing parts because the demons had filled him with human flesh O.o OR the two main heroes had been currently boating out to the place, and they were never on the highway. One of them got bored and decided to magic his way there AND NOW THEY ARE THERE TO SEVERELY MAIM AROGETH AND TAKE HIS HOARD!
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(Counter V-Norrec) All the volcano erupting really does is cause the island to start sinking into the ocean. At an alarmingly fast rate. He'll have to find a new home now, unless he plans on growing gills.
Quote from: Dwarmin: 57
Argodeath picks up the scent of Arogeth... Ensue the APOCALYPTIC BATTLE to decide the fate of the world!

(V-Norrec, M=3: 6. Theo, H=4: 4.) Arogeth accidentally causes the volcano to erupt a second time. Somehow, this causes the island to start sinking? ??? Perhaps it was Load-bearing Magma? In any case, he'll have to get ready to high-tail it with his followers if at all possible! (Dwarmin, M=3: 1) Argodeath tries to pick up Arogeth's scent but unfortunately the smell of his own rotting flesh and bones prevents him from following any sort of scent trail, ever. He'll just have to find other means to track the wily dragon down.

(Taric, M=3: 2. Powder, M=3: 5.) Through all the psychic energy of the ghosts emerging and the power of the volcano exploding, a rift opens in the space time continuum and Thrak and Lucky Daigo (who never earned his nickname more than in this moment) are hurled back to the surface approximately one minute after the island started sinking. They watch it sink and decide that, hell, they'll just wait and see if they can spot the dragon flying away, and then follow him. They're not going to go back through those dangerous tunnels just to get to a sinking island; they aren't that stupid. (Krath, H=4: 5.) Arogeth manages to signal the villagers now is the time to head to the mainland! They gather their forces and set sail in their boats (the monsoon''s over by now, naturally) as Arogeth takes a large one to store his hoard in and flies away with it in his claws.

TEAM SUCCESS: 64
TEAM FAILURE: 76

2nd 1/2 of July

*Arogeth is, again, homeless. He does have a following of islanders, though.
*The humans and elves are locked in a war with demons and are suffering heavy casualties! The dwarves have already been completely wiped out... but have come back as vengeful ghosts, wiping out any that dare enter their tunnels.
*Arogeth's scales are more durable than that of most adult dragons due to the power of his healing scepter.
*In the hoard is: a sizable amount of gold coins, two steel bins filled with various gemstones, a unicorn horn, several obsidian carvings of himself, a bronze figurine of a lion, a gem-encrusted adamantine crown, more gemstones, and a ruby-studded elven scepter that can cure wounds. This is all stored in a large, pirate-style ship the islanders captured.
*Two heroes, an Orc Berserker named Thrak Shadowstalker and a Stormdancer known as 'Lucky' Daigo Zamfir, have survived an impossible situation due to a rift in the space-time continuum and are still stalking Arogeth. It's getting a little creepy. :o
*Kikubaaqudgha, Demon Lord of the undead legions now plaguing the countryside, is still looking for Arogeth... and he's made a triple-sized zombie dragon named Argodeath to help him search!
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Re: Roll to Alter Someone's Life Round 4: Flight of Dragons
« Reply #875 on: September 05, 2011, 04:21:38 am »

Since I got a six, shouldn't the difficulty roll for Theo's counter be a six.  I call bullshit sir.

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There are also two types of actions players can take against the opposite team: the first is directly countering another's event. In this case, I'll roll both events normally; if they both succeed, whichever player's successful roll is higher will win, and the losing player gets nothing.

HAHAHAHAHAHA, YOU GET NOTHING FOR YOUR SUCCESS THEO, I WIN!  NOW KILL THAT ABOMINATION DRAGON WITH FIRE AND MAGMA!
« Last Edit: September 05, 2011, 04:25:31 am by V-Norrec »
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Re: Roll to Alter Someone's Life Round 4: Flight of Dragons
« Reply #876 on: September 05, 2011, 05:08:05 am »

Hmm, forgot that. I don't remember quite when I shifted to 'counter is just one difficulty higher' but it was a round or two ago and I just never updated the rules. ^^; It's five in the morning so I don't really feel like re-writing the turn but I can increase the difficult of any Argodeath-related Team Failure actions to make up for it, or something along those lines.
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Re: Roll to Alter Someone's Life Round 4: Flight of Dragons
« Reply #877 on: September 05, 2011, 05:14:09 am »

The inter-continuum police go arrest the heroes for cheating death, using their "Finest" Minotaur agent if they have to.

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Re: Roll to Alter Someone's Life Round 4: Flight of Dragons
« Reply #878 on: September 05, 2011, 06:42:05 am »

Kikubaaqudgha has had enough! In a feat of villianous arrogance, he decides to saddle and ride Argodeath as a war steed, and search for the Dragon himself!
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Re: Roll to Alter Someone's Life Round 4: Flight of Dragons
« Reply #879 on: September 05, 2011, 07:13:24 am »

damn I missed out on 6, i was sure I'd put my name down, anyway I'll slate it for 7
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Re: Roll to Alter Someone's Life Round 4: Flight of Dragons
« Reply #880 on: September 05, 2011, 07:25:55 am »

Kikubaaqudgha has had enough! In a feat of villianous arrogance, he decides to saddle and ride Argodeath as a war steed, and search for the Dragon himself!

And comically and hilariously falls off and breaks his spine, despite being an ancient god of death and destruction. He'll be out for a while.
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Re: Roll to Alter Someone's Life Round 4: Flight of Dragons
« Reply #881 on: September 05, 2011, 11:13:12 am »

As Arogeth is flying away from the island, it turns out the ship he's carrying is rotten and the wood crumbles in his claws. His entire hoard is now sinking under the waves of the ocean. Homeless and hoardless. What a pathetic excuse for a dragon.
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Re: Roll to Alter Someone's Life Round 4: Flight of Dragons
« Reply #882 on: September 05, 2011, 02:04:20 pm »

The heroes easily kill all the agents, taking their gear to become godly.
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Re: Roll to Alter Someone's Life Round 4: Flight of Dragons
« Reply #883 on: September 05, 2011, 11:54:18 pm »

The heroes easily kill all the agents, taking their gear to become godly.

Counter:  The agents they kill are mere imagination, for the heroes have in fact gone quite mad.

OR

Sleeper:  Arogeth is the god of Volcanoes, his ascension into the pantheon is imminent.

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Re: Roll to Alter Someone's Life Round 4: Flight of Dragons
« Reply #884 on: September 12, 2011, 01:07:29 pm »

Would've run this yesterday, but, y'know. TNA PPV. :3

Quote from: V-Norrec: After Powder Miner)
(Counter Powder Miner) The agents they kill are mere imagination, for the heroes have in fact gone quite mad. OR Sleeper:  Arogeth is the god of Volcanoes, his ascension into the pantheon is imminent.
Quote from: Krath: After Dwarmin
(Counter Greenmoore) And comically and hilariously falls off and breaks his spine, despite being an ancient god of death and destruction. He'll be out for a while.
Quote from: Taricus: 74
The inter-continuum police go arrest the heroes for cheating death, using their "Finest" Minotaur agent if they have to.
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(Counter Taric) The heroes easily kill all the agents, taking their gear to become godly.
Quote from: Theodolus: 68
As Arogeth is flying away from the island, it turns out the ship he's carrying is rotten and the wood crumbles in his claws. His entire hoard is now sinking under the waves of the ocean. Homeless and hoardless. What a pathetic excuse for a dragon.
Quote from: Dwarmin: 24
Kikubaaqudgha has had enough! In a feat of villianous arrogance, he decides to saddle and ride Argodeath as a war steed, and search for the Dragon himself!

(Taric, M=3: 5. Powder, H=4: 4. V-Norrec, D=5: 6.) Thrak and Daigo are forced to postpone their search for Arogeth as they are beset on all sides by minotaurs working to keep the time-space continuum intact. Or are they? It turns out that they in fact went insane in those tunnels and are fighting the horrors that infest them. To their credit they're still alive even after all this time but things are looking bleak for them. At least they aren't on the surface slaughtering civilians and thinking they're monsters...

(Theo, M=3: 5.) Unaware of those particular antics, Arogeth is flying off quite merrily when he hears a distressing splashing below. He looks down and quickly discovers the ship, being so old, had rotted somewhat and the weight of the hoard was too much for the wood. :'( (Dwarmin, M=3: 3. Krath, H=4: 2.) Roaring at his minions, Kikubaaqudgha forces them to fashion a saddle for Argodeath. ...Surprisingly this thing actually works, and Kiku hops aboard to find Arogeth.

...But he hasn't left yet. Saddling Argodeath was his main priority. :P

TEAM SUCCESS: 69
TEAM FAILURE: 82

1st 1/2 of August

*Arogeth is, again, homeless. He does have a following of islanders, though.
*The humans and elves are locked in a war with demons and are suffering heavy casualties! The dwarves have already been completely wiped out... but have come back as vengeful ghosts, wiping out any that dare enter their tunnels.
*Arogeth's scales are more durable than that of most adult dragons due to the power of his healing scepter.
*No hoard anymoar. :(
*Two heroes, an Orc Berserker named Thrak Shadowstalker and a Stormdancer known as 'Lucky' Daigo Zamfir, have survived an impossible situation due to a rift in the space-time continuum and are still stalking Arogeth... or so they thought. Turns out they lost their minds some time ago and are the only survivors of the ghost dwarf attack, and are just wandering the tunnels killing everything that moves.
*Kikubaaqudgha, Demon Lord of the undead legions now plaguing the countryside, is still looking for Arogeth... and he's made a triple-sized zombie dragon named Argodeath to help him search!
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