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[flabort]

Yeah! That's another third-page challenge beaten!
This one was for placing first in Smash Run with all fighters. I finally figured out how to see which fighters I still needed a victory with:
Games+More -> Vault -> Records -> Fighter Records -> Smash Run -> Victories -> "->"
Technically I haven't had any victories with the Mii Brawler or Mii Gunner yet, but only one of the three styles of Mii Fighter is necessary to get the achievement.

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Space Station Boron-43 Deck Security

[Sirus]

@Sirus: I'm pretty sure you can't be excommunicated because of the aggressive actions of another faction. If France keeps sieging you, they'll get excommunicated and you can siege them right back. You may have to sit there an wait until either the French army attacks or raises the siege as I can't remember whether sallying forth is an aggressive action or not.

Good news! Sallying forth to drive off a besieging army apparently does NOT count as a hostile action! It was a long, intense battle, and I lost my general to some stupidly-accurate flaming ballista shots, but my brave English soldiers killed or captured all but maybe 30 of the invading French. There was plenty of micromanaging involved, especially with the general's bodyguard which was my only mounted unit, and so it was a constant dance of trying to keep my longbowmen in range of the enemy army while attempting to keep their crossbowmen away from my army. Eventually all of my archers ran out of arrows, requiring the infantry to charge the pitiful remains of the French line.

I attempted to ransom back the captured soldiers, but France was unwilling to pay and thus the poor bastards had to be executed. Such is life in Medieval II: Total War.

...BAD NEWS!
France apparently does not have to worry about excommunication, since they're now laying siege to Paris. Which is my city. And the enforced peace by the Papal States is still in effect. Great. This is what killed my last game of Medieval II because I got sick and tired of having my hands tied behind my back constantly while my enemies could do whatever the hell they wanted.

GOOD NEWS AGAIN!
The army attacking Paris was small. Three units of armored sergeants and a unit of crossbowmen. Through careful micromanagement of a unit of mailed knights and five units of longbowmen, I managed to leave just a single soldier from each enemy unit alive at the cost of two knights. Those four survivors will return to their home villages and speak of the futility and horror of going into battle against England.

[MaximumZero]

I read all of that in the voice of Professor Farnsworth.

[Itnetlolor]

Finally got past Stage 21. And blazed a trail a few more levels while at it too.

Clickr

Despite looking and sounding like a little kid's game, that game is f'n brutal. Level 21 sucked.

[Aedel]

The Payday gang visited Space Station 13. In a daring two pronged attack, all communications to Centcomm and escape were destroyed by Hoxton and Wolf who escaped in a hail of gunfire as security arrived too late. Too late to rescue the hostage they took, the captain! On the other side of the station Dallas and Chains blew their way into the vault and cleaned it out as security arrived. The hostage and other two heisters arrived and laid down heavy fire on the security team as they made their escape to their getaway shuttle. A series of attacks on the station continued on with more loot being gained each time until Wolf was taken into custody. Fifteen minutes of negotiations later, Wolf escaped on his own and a new deal was made. 5,000 credits for their captain. The deal went off without a hitch or a single shot, and the Payday Crew escaped to their safehouse with a new armory, tens of credits, a nuclear bomb and dozens of new and experimental research items.

Its Payday, fellas!

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Urist McStation: SS13

[Neyvn]

So I recently got a NDS Shop game known as "Inazuma Eleven". Which is for those that don't know, a game about soccer where you play as a very Anime Japanese School team and guide them from zeros to heros with all the OVERTHETOP action and abilities that every Sport Anime has...
But onto how I "OWNED!" but I use that word very loosely...

So I was just reaching the end of the prologue where they face off against the top team for reasons that are unknown at the start for anime reasons. Its just basically a moment of "Heh, yeah right." Cause the team you face uses those said overthetop abilities and are like 10x your teams level so no matter what you do you lose, heck after they score the first goal its like, "lol lets go to the anime cutscene", and you see that they score another 19 goals before half time... BUT once again I am rambling. In fact, the moment I owned was the moment before this losing game...

One of our players was missing, luckily he was located inside the locker that just started moving at the end of the hallway, we open it to find him, one of the defenders and hes the character built like a wall, big and fat too. So your main character starts telling him to get a grip and not be scared of this team they will be facing when all of a sudden the Sumo Club comes rushing in and inform you that your defender doesn't want to be Soccer Club anymore, and is joining them. Of course he isn't and jumps back into the locker...

The Sumo Club then challenges you to a small 'Battle' of soccer, where if you are able to hit the goal (locker) they will leave him alone. So into the game I go, still getting my head around the system that I have only been allowed to mess with 3 times before hand. Its not going good, they get the ball and kick it past my guys, but of course they have no goal to score on so the AI just glitches out and kicks it at their goal. Back towards the locker. The goalie doesn't even stop it. It just rolls past him and taps it...

YOU WIN!!!

Yep, all planned...

[Akura]

During a Tribal Wars match, I knocked back a few rockets fired by one of those crews on the giant flying worms. One rocket landed in the worm's face and exploded, blowing the worm in half. I was using a Machine Flail, a fuckhuge heavy flail that proabably isn't supposed to be obtainable under normal circumstances, but I did and it came with a big singing stone attatched.

Strangely, the worm and its crew was still alive, despite the fact that worms are supposed to die if their mouth part is lost. All that was left was the crew basket and the part of the worm it was attatched to. The Machine Flail quickly fixed that.

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Hammerfight

[Tawa]

I think I had implied sex with a chick who turns into a dragon.

Hell yeah.

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Fire Emblem: Awakening

[KingofstarrySkies]

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wait wot

[Graknorke]

-SNIP EVERYTHING-

Yes I get it, I'm going to go and sudoku now, great dishonour upon family etc etc.

[Urist McScoopbeard]

bro he said fire emblem.

[flame99]

I think I had implied sex with a chick who turns into a dragon.

Hell yeah.

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Fire Emblem: Awakening

Wait... you mean

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Flemeth?

If so, that's fucked up.

Note: I've only played Origins. And not even finished. Not even halfway.
It's a difficult game okay.

Um. That's Dragon Age, not Fire Emblem.

[Graknorke]

bro he said fire emblem.

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fucking ell how can i even today
It's worse because I read that already and understood it fine, but apparently the second time it's fine to not at all remember the things that I read.

[i2amroy]

Through a run of good luck and skill I finally managed to get together a crack team that all had the close combat specialist skill. Combined with the new heat ammo and laser gun for my shiv, the aliens didn't know what hit them in their latest terror mission. I even managed to save 10/18 of the civilians!

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XCOM: Enemy Within + Long War

[MaximumZero]

My last own? Spent 2+ hours updating my Sims LP (Shameless plug, see the bottom of my sig,) despite imgur not wanting to take my pictures. Update complete anyway.