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[Asin]

ERROR.


WWUD if he modded the game to make orcs?

[ReynTheLord]

ERROR.


WWUD if he modded the game to make orcs?

He would realize he fucked himself over by folding the fourth wall.
WWUD if he was in XCOM

[Asin]

Get killed by Sectoids.


WWUD if he was planning a fishing trip with his 3 buddies,
Bomrek, Sulus, and Emäth at the calmest fishing spot (no carp, no nothing)?

[☼Another☼]

The carp  has come. A medium-sized fish found in lakes and streams.  They are bottom-feeders and tend to gather groups.

WWUD if she was a carp god?

[Baffler]

Catch a massive pile of fish, then leave them all to rot because bureaucratic red tape means neither he nor his buddies are able to assign themselves the fish cleaning labor.

Damn ninjas. Drown when she tries to join her people in the local river.

WWUD if he had to choose between getting an unlimited supply of masterwork clothing and jewelry, but he has to live on nothing but raw plump helmets and water; or dine on the finest food and drink for the rest of his days but wear nothing but a xXTroll Fur ThongXx?

[Asin]

Finest food and drink option. Scares any thieves off with his nearly nude body.

WWUD if he became half-demon?

[DF_Silvestre]

Mine the HFS

Wwud if she was a succubus?

[endlessblaze]

Train a mighty war nightmare, then go for a nice swim in lava.

Wwud if she was a half succubus?

[Arcvasti]

Try to fly using her single bat wing, fail and fall in magma and sink all the way to the bottom and discover adamantine. Living off of magma and magma crabs, she spams dangerous terrain messages for the rest of her unnatural lifespan.

What would Urist do if they domesticated a Vorpal Bunny?

[ReynTheLord]

Get killed by Sectoids.


WWUD if he was planning a fishing trip with his 3 buddies,
Bomrek, Sulus, and Emäth at the calmest fishing spot (no carp, no nothing)?

Suddenly have a panic attack due to halucinations and kill his buddies, and fall into the river.
WWUD if he was to settle in canada?

[Asin]

Freeze.

WWUD in Arizona?

(What kind of hallucinations?)

[ReynTheLord]

Freeze.

WWUD in Arizona?

(What kind of hallucinations?)

(Not sure about the hallucinations. I've been dealing with terrifying halucinations out of the blue in masterwork)

[Nilbert]

Cut down all the cactuses and make charcoal out of them.

WWUD if in his research discovered a cure for a terrible disease that only affects elves?

[Asin]

Cure the elves and then kill them. Only dwarves or humans are allowed to kill the elves.

WWUD in The Planet of the Plump Helmet Men?

(Planet of the Apes, but with Plump Helmet Men.)

[Imic]

Run.
Wwud with the vashta nerada