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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 682155 times)

pikachu17

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8370 on: January 04, 2017, 10:38:48 am »
BE the dwarven stereotype. get drunk. set elf on fire. set self on fire, and not care.
WWUD if dwarves all acted like players make them act in player forts?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8371 on: January 04, 2017, 02:12:53 pm »
The civilization would fall.
Wwud if he was the lastdwarf?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8372 on: January 04, 2017, 02:15:44 pm »
This

WWUD if she had infinite candy?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8373 on: January 06, 2017, 05:17:26 am »
Armor herself in candy plate, make a bitching sweet great sword she can actually wield because it's light as featherwood, and go chop clowns in half for sport.

WWUD if she figured out she was in a simulation and the real world was somewhere else creating other simulated worlds?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8374 on: January 06, 2017, 02:31:56 pm »
Program Dwarf Fortress, remove elves from raw. crash world.
WWUD if he was in Paper Mario:The Temple of the Sun?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8375 on: January 06, 2017, 07:54:07 pm »
Quote from: Imic on November 05, 2016, 01:55:05 am
Become a miner.
Wwud if his civilizationwas dying out while he and his fellow six dwarves were sent to save the civilization?

Make a new civilization which inevitably dies out with his six buddies
WWUD if he was in a dwarf fortress version of "The war of the worlds" (The book)
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8376 on: January 07, 2017, 08:55:31 am »
Quote from: ReynTheLord on January 06, 2017, 07:54:07 pm

Make a new civilization which inevitably dies out with his six buddies
WWUD if he was in a dwarf fortress version of "The war of the worlds" (The book)

Die from infection.

WWUD if forced to wait for his/her spouse outside a shoe store in a mall?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8377 on: January 07, 2017, 11:08:54 am »
"Hurry up, there's a tavern nearby!"


WWUD if he was a deadbeat dad? (Like Homer Simpson or something)
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8378 on: January 07, 2017, 11:19:16 am »
He already is.

WWUD if she was raised in dwarven childcare?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8379 on: January 07, 2017, 11:33:59 am »
Become dwarven super soldier.

WWUD at a modern day laundromat?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8380 on: January 07, 2017, 01:01:57 pm »
Trip and fall into the washing machinex, and rown since dwarves can't swim.
Wwud in the greatest (and last) fortress in the world?
It is an extremely amazing city, with rivers of magma and other awesome stuff.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8381 on: January 07, 2017, 01:19:15 pm »
Be amazed and eat plump helmets.


WWUD if he was religious?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8382 on: January 07, 2017, 03:53:54 pm »
Start a Wwud cult.
WWUD if he tried to upgrade his pc to 64-bit but had the wrong iso and ended up with 32-bit complete with wiped drives and drivers?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8383 on: January 07, 2017, 03:55:22 pm »
Realize he fucked up.


WWUD if he found a baby troll?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8384 on: January 07, 2017, 05:35:16 pm »
Eat it.
Wwud if dinjedchnisx
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