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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 682170 times)

☼Another☼

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8355 on: December 28, 2016, 02:30:23 pm »

Get adopted by them all, and then when it is killed, cause a tantrum, and being friends with everyone in the fortress, die, causing a tanrum spiral.

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Asin

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8356 on: December 28, 2016, 02:38:11 pm »

Attempt to drink it.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8357 on: December 29, 2016, 10:59:25 am »

Defend stray animals against accusations of murder.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8358 on: December 29, 2016, 11:17:39 am »

Neglect to show up at court on the day of the trial. Get hammered for incompetence.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8359 on: December 29, 2016, 12:26:55 pm »

Wrap himself in his beard for warmth, go to sleep.

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Asin

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8360 on: December 29, 2016, 12:51:44 pm »

Fight and try to escape, but get tased repeatedly.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8361 on: December 29, 2016, 02:30:58 pm »

Use booze instead of milk.

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Asin

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8362 on: December 29, 2016, 04:25:39 pm »

Death to all life.

WWUD as a wizard tasked with reviving the extinct giant desert scorpion?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8363 on: December 30, 2016, 04:31:29 am »

Accidentally make a giant dessert scorpion using dwarven sugar.

WWUD if his beard evolved beyond the need of a host?
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Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8364 on: December 30, 2016, 11:04:45 am »

Die.

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Asin

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8365 on: December 30, 2016, 12:20:46 pm »

Revenge on the beard.

WWUD if helping Urist McMayor seek re-election and was told to make propaganda?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8366 on: December 30, 2016, 11:40:11 pm »

Misunderstand and instead propagate.

Wwud if plump helmets couldn't be brewed into wine?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8367 on: December 30, 2016, 11:43:05 pm »

"Carp."

WWUD if he went onto the internet and found the horrid Rule 34?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8368 on: January 03, 2017, 10:39:30 am »

Forget it.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8369 on: January 04, 2017, 01:06:50 am »

Hold a beer in one appendage while mining
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