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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 673055 times)

Lagslayer

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2520 on: September 15, 2012, 09:47:45 am »
Watch as the world dies, because it can't eat fast enough to keep it's massive self alive once tamed.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2521 on: September 15, 2012, 09:52:36 am »
???  If vampos sparkled and werewolves spent all their time playing high school Urist would dress up like Jason and play serial killer.  He'd love it.

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Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on September 15, 2012, 08:25:24 am
What would Urist do in a giant sock?

Urist would, of course, construct a fortress with a magma trap entrance.  You'd never get him out.  Unless you had some damn good liquor.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2522 on: September 15, 2012, 10:00:30 am »
Quote from: pisskop on September 15, 2012, 09:52:36 am
???  If vampos sparkled and werewolves spent all their time playing high school Urist would dress up like Jason and play serial killer.  He'd love it.
So hilarious. Anyways,

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2523 on: September 15, 2012, 10:28:40 am »
Vote for it. Hey, it's (probably) better than the alternative candidates.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2524 on: September 15, 2012, 05:24:51 pm »
Kill himself somehow.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2525 on: September 16, 2012, 08:06:56 am »
Urist McHauler is throwing a tantrum!
Urist McHauler has calmed down.
Urist McHauler is throwing a tantrum!
Urist McHauler has calmed down.
Urist McHauler is throwing a tantrum!
Urist McHauler has been struck down.

WWUD if there was a husk zombie kitten running through the fortress?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2526 on: September 16, 2012, 08:22:09 am »
Nothing. A husk zombie is impossible, so Urist would spend the time in his apparent dream doing all of the nothing he wants to in reality before getting killed.

What would he do if there was a vial containing some of the magical fog that creates husks?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2527 on: September 16, 2012, 08:25:33 am »
Open it during a tantrum and then throw it into the Fort's only water source.

What would Urist do if he saw several of his friends lying in a former battlefield, unable to stand, after a goblin invasion whilst he was gathering plants in the area?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2528 on: September 16, 2012, 09:46:34 am »
Tell them to quit bitchin, by Armok they're still concious.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2529 on: September 16, 2012, 10:42:55 am »
Nothing, unless you count fainting. Once he wpke up, he'd probably ask for cats, socks, alcohol, or some combination of the three.

What would Urist get if he was a mad scientist trying to cross cats, socks, and alcohol?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2530 on: September 16, 2012, 11:15:55 am »
Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on September 16, 2012, 10:42:55 am
Nothing, unless you count fainting. Once he wpke up, he'd probably ask for cats, socks, alcohol, or some combination of the three.

What would Urist get if he was a mad scientist trying to cross cats, socks, and alcohol?
This.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2531 on: September 18, 2012, 02:25:36 am »
Urist McHauler cancels Save Fortress: On Busman's Holiday.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2532 on: September 18, 2012, 02:44:03 am »
Fill EVERY SINGLE BARREL he could find with plump helmets.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2533 on: September 18, 2012, 04:19:42 pm »
Urist McSlave cancels Work: Getting Drink

The spinning whip strikes Urist McSlave in the skull, chipping the skull through the brain and tearing the brain!
Urist McSlave has been struck down.

WWUD with a goblin slave?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2534 on: September 18, 2012, 04:29:44 pm »
Use it to fetch socks.

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