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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 673025 times)

GreatWyrmGold

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2490 on: September 13, 2012, 06:34:51 pm »
Nothing. He is in too much awe.

What would Urist do if issued a pike instead of a pick?
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Olith McHuman

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2491 on: September 13, 2012, 09:30:51 pm »
Refuse to mine with a fish. Unless its an ady fish, in which case he just stands there drooling.

WWUD if a troll found its way into the dorfputer?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2492 on: September 13, 2012, 09:49:01 pm »
He would redesign it so that Everytime you started it up it just produced a troll face.

WWUD if it started raining magma?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2493 on: September 13, 2012, 10:06:30 pm »
The obvious.

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WWUD if he went fishing and caught a magikarp?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2494 on: September 14, 2012, 06:00:10 am »
This is a stack of five ☼Magicarp Roast☼. Its ingredients are finely minced Magicarp, superiorly minced Magicarp, masterfully minced Magicarp, and exceptionally minced Cat tallow.

WWUD if he found himself in an ontological mystery?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2495 on: September 14, 2012, 07:43:43 am »
Take a break and mull over his admiration of cow's haunting moos.

WWUD if his clothes became xClothesx and there were no spares?
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2496 on: September 14, 2012, 04:49:55 pm »
Nothing. He bides his time until he can join the traditional Sock Race, its start signalled by a dwarf's death.

What would URI St do if Magikarp evolved to Gyarados before he could butcher it?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2497 on: September 14, 2012, 04:54:04 pm »
Wrestle and bite it to death before its dragon rage syndrome made his face catch fire.  Then butcher it.

WWUD if democracy suddenly came?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2498 on: September 14, 2012, 07:44:41 pm »
Quote from: pisskop on September 14, 2012, 04:54:04 pm
WWUD if democracy suddenly came?

The Forgotten Beast Democracy has come!

He'd probably find a way to butcher it too.

WWUD if he was elected overseer of the mountainhomes?
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2499 on: September 14, 2012, 07:50:15 pm »
Nothing. He's trying to figure out what the buttons do.

What would Urist do if he found a magical axe made in a fell mood?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2500 on: September 14, 2012, 08:04:13 pm »
Piss off the elves with it.

WWUD if he was attracted to a FB in the form of a human girl?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2501 on: September 14, 2012, 08:05:39 pm »
Throw a tantrum when his buddy butchered it.

WWUD if he saw this thread?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2502 on: September 14, 2012, 08:14:19 pm »
Do everything in this thread.  Twice.

WWUD if everything in this thread happened?
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2503 on: September 14, 2012, 08:16:02 pm »
Nothing. There seems to be a fair amount of lethal stuff in there, and tons of contradictory stuff.

What would Urist do if the overseer went into a fell mood?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2504 on: September 14, 2012, 08:32:59 pm »
"No you can't have those shells you need, shut the fuck up and go to the trade depot."
Urist McOverseer has gone Bezerk!

What would Urist do if he encountered a vampire feeding on his spouse?
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