Topic: What Would Urist Do? (Read 673052 times)

Lagslayer · « **Reply #2550 on:** September 21, 2012, 04:39:12 pm »

Attempt to sustain everyone on underground plants, primarily mushrooms, as well as the occasional penguin, as well as their eggs. Ultimately, Arctic Madness sets in.

Your fortress has crumbled to it's end.

WWUD in the mushroom kingdom?

Mr Space Cat · « **Reply #2551 on:** September 21, 2012, 05:13:06 pm »

He'd attempt to brew a ~~plump helmet man~~ Toad. The Mushroom Kingdom does not appreciate this.

WWUD vs the Super Mario Brothers?

pisskop · « **Reply #2552 on:** September 21, 2012, 05:44:54 pm »

Dip the flower-lovers in magma.

WWUD if the physics of this world applied to his world?

GreatWyrmGold · « **Reply #2553 on:** September 21, 2012, 06:01:41 pm »

Nothing. His very existence is threatened by retroactive bowel movements that he doesn't know how to deal with.

What would Urist do with a toilet?

Olith McHuman · « **Reply #2554 on:** September 21, 2012, 08:09:47 pm »

There are no fish in the toilet.

WWUD if a towercap grew up while he was asleep and block the exit from his room?

Mr Space Cat · « **Reply #2555 on:** September 21, 2012, 11:10:21 pm »

Die of dehydration while trying to cut down the towercap with the haft of his copper axe.

WWUD if he was the only thing standing between his fortress and an oncoming rush of demonic clowns?

Volfgarix · « **Reply #2556 on:** September 22, 2012, 06:02:19 pm »

~~Build a wall and block the passage.~~
Go sleep.

WWUD if meet Deebus?

Corai · « **Reply #2557 on:** September 22, 2012, 06:05:09 pm »

Run in sheer terror.

WWUD if he met Cacame?

IronTomato · « **Reply #2558 on:** September 22, 2012, 06:19:33 pm »

Challenge his badassery by kicking him in the nuts.

WWUD if he was a slave to an elf bandit?

GreatWyrmGold · « **Reply #2559 on:** September 22, 2012, 06:42:25 pm »

Nothing. It's how he rebels.

What would Urist do once he lead an uprising of slaves?

Lagslayer · « **Reply #2560 on:** September 23, 2012, 07:01:59 am »

"Which one of you is Urist McSpartacus?"

WWUMSD if he was on break when this occurred?

GreatWyrmGold · « **Reply #2561 on:** September 23, 2012, 07:49:28 am »

Nothing. That's what "on break" means.

What would Urist do if put into a coffin?

Wimopy · « **Reply #2562 on:** September 23, 2012, 12:55:17 pm »

Go to Sleep, take a break and shout that he can't get to his workshop. Eventually, he would die from dehydration. And of course, he'd survive the fall of the fortress' other dwellers.

WWUD if he found a computer with Dwarf Fortress running on it?

Cheesoburgor · « **Reply #2563 on:** September 23, 2012, 04:31:06 pm »

Sees himself in game *head explodes*

WWUD if he was a god

pisskop · « **Reply #2564 on:** September 23, 2012, 04:59:48 pm »

Make everyone eat plump helmets. And make a day were everyone puts presents in socks hung by the wood furnance. good dwarfs get coal, and bad ones get a hammer to the back of the head.

WWUD if he had the internet at his disposal?

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