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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 672301 times)

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #300 on: May 16, 2011, 05:05:34 am »
Batter people by accident when he really wanted a hug and wind people when he wanted a kiss.


WWUD if he made black powder?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #301 on: May 16, 2011, 05:35:56 am »
He would light a fuse to test it. After lighting the fuse, he would just stand there thinking about what job to do next.

WWUD if he received a brass slab engraved with the secrets of life and death?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #302 on: May 16, 2011, 08:15:03 am »
Trade it for booze

WWUD if there was nobody to trade with?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #303 on: May 16, 2011, 11:01:41 am »
Modify the raws so that all stone would contain ethanol and melt at room temperature.

WWUD if he couldn't modify the raws?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #304 on: May 16, 2011, 12:57:40 pm »
He would get melancholy.

WWUD if there was no place to easily suicide from?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #305 on: May 16, 2011, 01:59:06 pm »
Jump from the same 1 z-level tower again and again for the next year.

WWUD if his friends staged an intervention?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #306 on: May 16, 2011, 02:57:27 pm »
Urist McSuicide comits unwilling group suicide.
Urist McFriend has been struck down.
Domas McOtherfriend has been struck down.
Urist McSuicide has been struck down.

What Would Urist Do if her father, uncle, and husband died from the above?
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Hm, have you considered murder?  It's either that or letting it go.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #307 on: May 17, 2011, 08:15:36 am »
Nothing because they were only "Passing acquittances" and she has recently seen a nice waterfall mist in the dining hall and her walls are engraved with vomit and blood.

WWUD if his fortress invented electricity and radio?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #308 on: May 17, 2011, 09:01:58 am »
Quote from: Asmageddon on May 17, 2011, 08:15:36 am
WWUD if his fortress invented electricity and radio?

Find a new way to kill elves.

Once Urist had killed all the Elves with electricity, what would he do next?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #309 on: May 17, 2011, 09:34:30 am »
Find a secret slab to zombify elves and kill them over.

WWUD if they would no longer come back to (un)life because of being a pulp of blood and meat?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #310 on: May 17, 2011, 10:31:25 am »
Become floating guts instead.

What would Urist do if he saw the devlog?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #311 on: May 17, 2011, 04:51:29 pm »
Kill himself while it still works.

What would Urist do if he got lost in the human sewers?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #312 on: May 17, 2011, 07:13:15 pm »
Feel at home.

WWUD if she decided she didn't want the dead soldier's socks?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #313 on: May 17, 2011, 07:23:30 pm »
Marvel at the door leading to the FB that killed the dead soldier.

WWUD if he was a "professional" hauler?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #314 on: May 17, 2011, 07:37:15 pm »
Take pride in his/her work


WWUD if he played Postal 2?
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