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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 672284 times)

Lagslayer

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #315 on: May 17, 2011, 07:42:48 pm »
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Take pride in his/her work


WWUD if he played Postal 2?

He would construct a magma cannon, leave a hole in the construction, and flood the entire map when he turns it on.

WWUD if he "likes cats for their aloofness"?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #316 on: May 17, 2011, 08:37:53 pm »
Quote from: Lovechild on May 17, 2011, 04:51:29 pm
Kill himself while it still works.

What would Urist do if he got lost in the human sewers?
Nothing. Unless you count dying of thirst 2 feet away form some water.

What would Urist do if he had an infinite supply of food and booze, but was lost in a human sewer built in an evil area?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #317 on: May 17, 2011, 08:40:59 pm »
Meet his new "friends". Urist McSkeletonne and Urist McZombah.

WWUD if he played Manhunt 2?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #318 on: May 18, 2011, 05:43:16 am »
The same what he does, except he would kill more humans than elves.

WWUD if he was playing Minecraft?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #319 on: May 18, 2011, 07:34:52 am »
Lament the lack of Elves to murder, but he'd still burn the world with buckets of lava.

And then try and drink one, I imagine.

What would Urist do when he encountered his first Creeper?
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What's wrong with using magma? That's almost always the easiest method.
I have issues channeling it properly to do that method. I end up flooding the fortress with magma.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #320 on: May 18, 2011, 07:38:45 am »
Run the instant he caught eye of it. After all, that's what Urist does with cows, chickens, spiders, sheep... The overseer never told him to drop everything he knows about safety and common sense for the military.

What would Urist do if he was sent to make a fortress, but there was no big floating X to tell them what to do?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #321 on: May 18, 2011, 12:39:09 pm »
Establish a raiding camp built on fear and axes. He and his band of 6 would be the scourge of the countryside.

WWUD if he was a bandit with his 6 friends?
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Hm, have you considered murder?  It's either that or letting it go.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #322 on: May 19, 2011, 12:25:47 am »
Sweet talk his sister to build a fortress nearby.
 WWUD if his newborn nephew has pointy ears?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #323 on: May 19, 2011, 03:50:41 am »
Bite her ears off.

WWUD if he was stuck on a tropical island?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #324 on: May 19, 2011, 05:11:03 am »
Be thankful boats are only built by dwarves as makeshift homes and sources of support-snapping fun.

WWUD if the Forgotten Beast Delishus Sozzage showed up. A giant Living Steak covered with a long wavy coat of salt. Beware its delicious pepper!
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #325 on: May 19, 2011, 09:12:12 am »
RUN AWAY! A big, scary FB!

WWUD if Delishus Sozzage set himself on fire and got in the middle of your butcher & kitchen district?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #326 on: May 19, 2011, 05:04:29 pm »
Obey the military draft and attack the FB, be okay with being taken off duty, dabble in butchery, and die from a flash rotting syndrome.

WWUD if he got trapped in the megaproject depicting the new dwarven "king"?
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Quote from: lordcooper on March 31, 2013, 04:41:06 am
Hm, have you considered murder?  It's either that or letting it go.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #327 on: May 19, 2011, 05:20:19 pm »
Stand perfectly still and do nothing, before telepathically telling everyone once he's starved to death.

WWUD if he was made into the new king?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #328 on: May 19, 2011, 08:49:29 pm »
Build a poorly-designated megaproject depicting himself, and trap at least one of his subjects inside.

What would Urist do if he was king, and DIDN'T have a masterwork gold crown?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #329 on: May 19, 2011, 09:23:22 pm »
Quote from: Yoink on May 19, 2011, 08:49:29 pm
Build a poorly-designated megaproject depicting himself, and trap at least one of his subjects inside.

What would Urist do if he was king, and DIDN'T have a masterwork gold crown?
He'd laugh and laugh and laugh, and then mandate the making of cotton candy crowns.

WWUD if she was in the Watervator when it broke down?
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Quote from: lordcooper on March 31, 2013, 04:41:06 am
Hm, have you considered murder?  It's either that or letting it go.
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