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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 654490 times)

Niccolo

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #900 on: August 03, 2011, 10:03:28 am »
Craft a pickaxe out of gold - then stab the tax collector with it.

What would Urist do if he encountered a Forgotten Beast syndrome that made hair fall out?
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What's wrong with using magma? That's almost always the easiest method.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #901 on: August 03, 2011, 10:05:29 am »
Kill it then by male beard enhancer.

What would Urist do if he was a persona(Atlus).
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #902 on: August 03, 2011, 11:08:52 am »
Commit suicide out of depression due to not knowing what that is.

What would Urist do if he was an evil demon dwarf named Tsiru and he was invading a dwarf fortress?
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Quote from: Dae on July 25, 2011, 05:41:32 am
I didn't really understand why I died until I discovered I was teleporting my own spine into my enemies' body as a primary way of attack.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #903 on: August 03, 2011, 01:06:41 pm »
nothing, 'cuz then he would be tsiru, not urist.

WWUD if he was the last dwarf standing after a forgotten beast attack?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #904 on: August 03, 2011, 01:37:08 pm »
Go berserk and pour magma onto the booze pile.

WWUD if he was in an Atlas?(BattleTech fans should know what it is :P)
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Quote from: Wannazzaki on December 23, 2011, 07:39:30 pm
Ho Ho Ho! I'm going to be sticking economic stone so far up your stockings, you'll be coughing up gemstone windows!
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You see, when the devil comes on to your forums and begins dropping F bombs and shouts 'GIVE ALL YOUR WOMEN!', he's in a happy mood.
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if there's lots of g's and z's, it's gobbo. If you don't really recognize it, it's human. if it's called Urist, it's dwarf.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #905 on: August 03, 2011, 04:57:23 pm »
I don't know what that is, so I'll risk looking stupid...
Pilot it to the best of his abilities but ultimately destroy it trying to fuel it with magma.

What would Urist do if he was sober for once?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #906 on: August 03, 2011, 05:59:17 pm »
Urist cancels Sober for Once:  Went Berserk.

WWUD if he calmed down from being berserk?
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Quote from: Wannazzaki on December 23, 2011, 07:39:30 pm
Ho Ho Ho! I'm going to be sticking economic stone so far up your stockings, you'll be coughing up gemstone windows!
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You see, when the devil comes on to your forums and begins dropping F bombs and shouts 'GIVE ALL YOUR WOMEN!', he's in a happy mood.
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if there's lots of g's and z's, it's gobbo. If you don't really recognize it, it's human. if it's called Urist, it's dwarf.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #907 on: August 03, 2011, 08:32:28 pm »
Get his left foot, right lower leg, and entire right arm bitten off by the fortress guard, before you could call of the kill order on him. Then he, after miraculously surviving, would be dipped in magma to get rid of the cancellation spam.


WWUD if he was punished by the baron for failing a mandate, the fortress had no prison, and he was the hammerer.
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Me: I'll kill you... I'll kill you all!!!! Mwahahahahahaha!!!...

UristMcRandomNurse: Sir, patient 137 is laughing maniacially again.

UristMcDoctor: Don't worry, if we just ignore him he'll calm down and go back to playing Dwarf Fortress.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #908 on: August 03, 2011, 08:45:40 pm »
Urist McHammerer has been happy lately. He was glad to have a punishment delayed recently.

What would Urist do if an artifact he had made was defaced?
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Quote from: Dae on July 25, 2011, 05:41:32 am
I didn't really understand why I died until I discovered I was teleporting my own spine into my enemies' body as a primary way of attack.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #909 on: August 03, 2011, 11:10:21 pm »
Deface the defacers' face.

WWUD if he enjoy killing a dwarf recently?
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Quote from: Wannazzaki on December 23, 2011, 07:39:30 pm
Ho Ho Ho! I'm going to be sticking economic stone so far up your stockings, you'll be coughing up gemstone windows!
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You see, when the devil comes on to your forums and begins dropping F bombs and shouts 'GIVE ALL YOUR WOMEN!', he's in a happy mood.
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if there's lots of g's and z's, it's gobbo. If you don't really recognize it, it's human. if it's called Urist, it's dwarf.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #910 on: August 04, 2011, 01:38:50 am »
Do it again, it was such fun the first time around.

What would Urist MacLyemaker do if the Duke's grand golden mansion was accidentally assigned to him and no one noticed?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #911 on: August 04, 2011, 02:06:56 am »
marry the duke's daughter, kill duke, problem solved.

WWUD if theres a party in the statue garden, one in the zoo, and one in the dining room. all three are being thrown by close friends, and havent had time to make something out of stone for a gift for any of them. oh and its his wife's birthday, luckily hes not so dumb as to forget...yeah he doesnt have a gift for her either.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #912 on: August 04, 2011, 02:17:28 am »
Kill them all from being so dumb.

WWUD if he forged a slade warhammer?
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Quote from: Wannazzaki on December 23, 2011, 07:39:30 pm
Ho Ho Ho! I'm going to be sticking economic stone so far up your stockings, you'll be coughing up gemstone windows!
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You see, when the devil comes on to your forums and begins dropping F bombs and shouts 'GIVE ALL YOUR WOMEN!', he's in a happy mood.
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if there's lots of g's and z's, it's gobbo. If you don't really recognize it, it's human. if it's called Urist, it's dwarf.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #913 on: August 04, 2011, 02:48:21 am »
Urist cancels store item in stockpile: job item misplaced.
The falling slade warhammer strikes the weaponsmith in the left foot, and the severed part flies off in an arc!
The falling slade warhammer has defaced a Urist McDwarf!
Urist has bled to death.

WWUD if he was attacked by magma carp while working at a magma forge?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #914 on: August 04, 2011, 02:55:26 am »
Get killed by a magma carp!

WWUD if this happened?
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Quote from: Wannazzaki on December 23, 2011, 07:39:30 pm
Ho Ho Ho! I'm going to be sticking economic stone so far up your stockings, you'll be coughing up gemstone windows!
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You see, when the devil comes on to your forums and begins dropping F bombs and shouts 'GIVE ALL YOUR WOMEN!', he's in a happy mood.
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if there's lots of g's and z's, it's gobbo. If you don't really recognize it, it's human. if it's called Urist, it's dwarf.
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