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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 654949 times)

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #885 on: August 02, 2011, 03:12:35 pm »
kill him for being a elf

WWUD if every thing metal was only made by elves
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #886 on: August 02, 2011, 03:57:19 pm »
Urist McWhatever has gone berserk!

What would Urist do if he was a god?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #887 on: August 02, 2011, 04:00:31 pm »
Destroy all elves, cats and goblins.

WWUD if he had a tank?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #888 on: August 02, 2011, 06:18:34 pm »
Kill everything, then starve to death on the 14th of Granite, Year 251.



WWUD if the goblins brought seige engines instead of just running up to the dwarven fort and hoping for the best.
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UristMcRandomNurse: Sir, patient 137 is laughing maniacially again.

UristMcDoctor: Don't worry, if we just ignore him he'll calm down and go back to playing Dwarf Fortress.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #889 on: August 02, 2011, 10:08:41 pm »
go grab some socks right in front of the ballista

WWUD if he had to wall off the fortress from an aproaching megabeast


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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #890 on: August 03, 2011, 02:12:35 am »
Get most of the way done, but then get scared off by a rat and then decide to go on break.

What would Urist McMayor do if offered the honor of being the first to try out the fort's new 30 z-level diving board?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #891 on: August 03, 2011, 02:38:29 am »
Wish that he'll be reincarnated as someone who doesn't like pig iron and dragonbone in his next life.

What would Urist do with all that adamantine if you weren't there to regulate its use?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #892 on: August 03, 2011, 02:39:27 am »
Make tons of war hammers.

WWUD if he was the smartest dwarf in the fort, but just an ordinary thresher?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #893 on: August 03, 2011, 03:30:29 am »
Urist McThresher cancels job Threshing: needs subordinate

WWUD if he saw thousands of kobolds
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #894 on: August 03, 2011, 04:55:26 am »
Quote from: S3Cs4uN 8 on August 03, 2011, 03:30:29 am
Urist McThresher cancels job Threshing: needs subordinate

WWUD if he saw thousands of kobolds

Nothing, unless they tried to steal his booze.

What would Urist do with a Swiss Army Knife?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #895 on: August 03, 2011, 06:56:07 am »
Urist MacGyver cancels defuse bomb: interrupted by explosion.

Urist wakes up after two weeks of alcohol deprivation, feeling very unwell, and notices that the Baron is lying on the floor of his apartment with Urist's pickaxe sticking out of his skull. What would Urist do?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #896 on: August 03, 2011, 07:18:12 am »
Urist McWhatever has been ecstatic lately. He took joy in slaughter lately.

What would Urist do if he was the baron?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #897 on: August 03, 2011, 07:26:27 am »
Quote from: Audioworm333 on August 03, 2011, 07:18:12 am
Urist McWhatever has been ecstatic lately. He took joy in slaughter lately.

What would Urist do if he was the baron?

Decompose.

What would Urist the Engraver engrave next?
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Quote from: highmax28 on October 17, 2013, 11:33:59 pm
Quote from: itg on October 17, 2013, 11:02:21 pm
What's wrong with using magma? That's almost always the easiest method.
I have issues channeling it properly to do that method. I end up flooding the fortress with magma.
Check out my RtD!

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #898 on: August 03, 2011, 07:30:13 am »
"Engraved on the wall is a masterfully designed image of a human, a goblin, and dwarves. The human is shooting the goblin. The dwarves are laughing."

What would Urist do if [Insert random funny scenario here]?
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Quote from: Dae on July 25, 2011, 05:41:32 am
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #899 on: August 03, 2011, 07:38:37 am »
He would [insert random funny act involving booze, a shaggy dog and an indecent actress here].

What would Urist do if a beard tax was implemented?
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