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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 654956 times)

ArKFallen

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #870 on: August 02, 2011, 10:05:31 am »
Have his arm bitten off by a war dog.

WWUD if the ghosts of his family members wouldn't stop haunting him?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #871 on: August 02, 2011, 10:11:57 am »
Quote from: ArKFallen on August 02, 2011, 10:05:31 am
Have his arm bitten off by a war dog.

WWUD if the ghosts of his family members wouldn't stop haunting him?

Throw a tantrum spiral ending in a mass lava dive!

WWUD if he threw a rock on a titan and then noticed weapon was gone?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #872 on: August 02, 2011, 10:59:58 am »
Die attempting to retrieve a !!pig tail sock!!.

What would Urist do if he were a goblin in a goblin fortress and dwarves were sieging it?
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Quote from: Dae on July 25, 2011, 05:41:32 am
I didn't really understand why I died until I discovered I was teleporting my own spine into my enemies' body as a primary way of attack.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #873 on: August 02, 2011, 12:38:12 pm »
Give all the nobles an unforunate accident.

WWUD if he was Urist McDeathwing?
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Ho Ho Ho! I'm going to be sticking economic stone so far up your stockings, you'll be coughing up gemstone windows!
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You see, when the devil comes on to your forums and begins dropping F bombs and shouts 'GIVE ALL YOUR WOMEN!', he's in a happy mood.
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if there's lots of g's and z's, it's gobbo. If you don't really recognize it, it's human. if it's called Urist, it's dwarf.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #874 on: August 02, 2011, 12:44:16 pm »
Quote from: hitty40 on August 02, 2011, 12:38:12 pm
Give all the nobles an unforunate accident.

WWUD if he was Urist McDeathwing?

Nothing different. Just maybe a little less magma.

WWUD if he would wake up from his bed, while an eight-legged ankylosaur would tear his door down?
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Yes, mother ****ing walruses stormed in through my well room, fatally gored my expedition leader, and danced off into the frosty tundra to sing happy walrus songs about oysters.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #875 on: August 02, 2011, 12:48:05 pm »
Go off to get a drink, completely oblivious to the fact it's mauling him.

What would Urist do if he beat the shit out of an entire goblin siege all on his own with his bare hands?
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Quote from: Dae on July 25, 2011, 05:41:32 am
I didn't really understand why I died until I discovered I was teleporting my own spine into my enemies' body as a primary way of attack.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #876 on: August 02, 2011, 12:49:11 pm »
became a lengendary wrestler

WWUD if  he was an armless wrestler?
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Burn the land and boil the sea. You can't take the sky from me

Thou son of a b*tch wilt not ever make subjects of Christian sons; we have no fear of your army, by land and by sea we will battle with thee, f**k thy mother.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #877 on: August 02, 2011, 12:51:50 pm »
Quote from: Qinetix on July 28, 2011, 11:08:38 am
She would do nothing , DF doesn't have filming cameras.

WWUD If he fell into a mood and he killed the monarch for his bones?

HD slabs,duh!
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Burn the land and boil the sea. You can't take the sky from me

Thou son of a b*tch wilt not ever make subjects of Christian sons; we have no fear of your army, by land and by sea we will battle with thee, f**k thy mother.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #878 on: August 02, 2011, 01:55:26 pm »
WWUD if he forgot to put a "WWUD" in his reply?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #879 on: August 02, 2011, 01:59:42 pm »
Urist McWhatever has been unhappy lately. He has been trolled on a forum recently.

WHAT WOULD URIST DO IF THIS SENTENCE WERE IN ALL LOWERCASE?
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Quote from: Dae on July 25, 2011, 05:41:32 am
I didn't really understand why I died until I discovered I was teleporting my own spine into my enemies' body as a primary way of attack.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #880 on: August 02, 2011, 02:20:06 pm »
Quote from: Audioworm333 on August 02, 2011, 01:59:42 pm
Urist McWhatever has been unhappy lately. He has been trolled on a forum recently.

WHAT WOULD URIST DO IF THIS SENTENCE WERE IN ALL LOWERCASE?

PROBRABLY TELL YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP. Just sayin'. :)

WWUD if he did tell someone to shut the fuck up?
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Quote from: Wannazzaki on December 23, 2011, 07:39:30 pm
Ho Ho Ho! I'm going to be sticking economic stone so far up your stockings, you'll be coughing up gemstone windows!
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You see, when the devil comes on to your forums and begins dropping F bombs and shouts 'GIVE ALL YOUR WOMEN!', he's in a happy mood.
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if there's lots of g's and z's, it's gobbo. If you don't really recognize it, it's human. if it's called Urist, it's dwarf.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #881 on: August 02, 2011, 02:36:36 pm »
Quote from: hitty40 on August 02, 2011, 02:20:06 pm
Quote from: Audioworm333 on August 02, 2011, 01:59:42 pm
Urist McWhatever has been unhappy lately. He has been trolled on a forum recently.

WHAT WOULD URIST DO IF THIS SENTENCE WERE IN ALL LOWERCASE?

PROBRABLY TELL YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP. Just sayin'. :)

WWUD if he did tell someone to shut the fuck up?

He would tell someone to shut the fuck up?

WWUD if he had to tell someone to shut the fuck up?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #882 on: August 02, 2011, 02:39:11 pm »
Tell them to shut the fuck up.

WWUD if he had an automatically-reloading rapid-fire crossbow + aimbot?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #883 on: August 02, 2011, 02:40:26 pm »
Quote from: jaxy15 on August 02, 2011, 02:39:11 pm
Tell them to shut the fuck up.

WWUD if he had an automatically-reloading rapid-fire crossbow + aimbot?
Get banned for cheating!

WWUD if his grandma came for a visit?
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Audioworm333

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #884 on: August 02, 2011, 02:41:59 pm »
Mistake her for a pansy elf and pickaxe her to death.

What would Urist do if he met an evil version of him named Tsiru?
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Quote from: Dae on July 25, 2011, 05:41:32 am
I didn't really understand why I died until I discovered I was teleporting my own spine into my enemies' body as a primary way of attack.
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