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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 673431 times)

Eric Blank

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6015 on: June 20, 2014, 02:12:28 pm »
Track the poisons around the fortress as his feet slowly bleed.

WWUD if he was sad?
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I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6016 on: June 20, 2014, 11:53:03 pm »
Take a moment to contemplate the truly sublime and mysterious drawbridge in the mayor's room as he passes by.

WWUD if the order was given to atom smash every loose article of clothing in the fortress, accidentally including an artifact woolen mitten of his own design?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6017 on: June 21, 2014, 03:58:50 am »
Dutifully, follow his order and watch as others in the fortress mourned the loss of a hand warmer.

What would Urist McLannister do if his nephew tormented his wife, and he was blamed for his Murder?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6018 on: June 22, 2014, 12:00:00 am »
Nothing, since Urist is also the hammerer AND sheriff. Justice is on his side.

WWUD if he saw magma for the first time in his life?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6019 on: June 22, 2014, 08:58:37 am »
I shall bathe in this glowing blood!

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Urist is no more.

WWUD if he was no more.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6020 on: June 22, 2014, 09:39:55 am »
Nothing he is no more.

WWUD if she got an iPhone from a dead elf?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6021 on: June 22, 2014, 07:33:10 pm »
Urist Mc Hipster cancels using Instagram: Being lynched.
WWUD if he was lynching a hipster dwarf?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6022 on: June 23, 2014, 02:19:10 pm »
Urist is content he recently took joy in a righteous Slaughter

WWUD if armok taught his only elven believer the secrets of creation and destruction.
 
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6023 on: June 23, 2014, 09:38:53 pm »
Sharpen his axe to cut all the ents the elf is going to create.

If Urist had become a necromancer, what would be the name of his first book?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6024 on: June 23, 2014, 10:18:13 pm »
The mysterious actions and the dwarf.

Wwud if he could read?
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Quote from: Andreus on June 09, 2011, 02:07:07 pm
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6025 on: June 24, 2014, 02:28:27 am »
Urist has learned the Secrets of Creation and destruction

WWUD if he found the Batcave
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6026 on: June 24, 2014, 03:05:39 am »
Urist has been struck down by a batman.

WWUD if he had brainfreeze?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6027 on: June 24, 2014, 03:20:02 pm »
Urist has been found dead, his brain frozen solid.

WWUD if it was raining elves(♂)?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6028 on: June 24, 2014, 09:54:38 pm »
Build a temple to Armok out of Elf bone

WWUD if he was King of da Klowns
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6029 on: June 25, 2014, 01:22:39 am »
Punch a clown, killing it. The clown's friends get angry, and murder each other out of grief.

WWUD if he was out of milk?
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