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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 673432 times)

Noel.se

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6030 on: June 25, 2014, 09:25:45 am »
Demand more buckets.

WWUD if he could throw fireballs?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6031 on: June 25, 2014, 10:51:43 am »
Urist McPyro cancels task: hands burnt.

WWUD if he had a clown silk spacesuit that covered his entire body (fingers and toes included)?
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Dunamisdeos

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6032 on: June 25, 2014, 08:14:39 pm »
Drown.

WWUD if he was made of butter?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6033 on: June 26, 2014, 07:17:20 am »
Urist McButter has melted.

WWUD if suddenly DF2014 was released?
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Quote from: Azrayel on July 10, 2014, 09:13:11 pm
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But the sad truth charlie?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6034 on: June 26, 2014, 09:48:57 am »
Watch himself watching himself watching himself watching himself...etc.

WWUD if Necrothreat was his neighbour's place, and they're making enough noise to wake the dead.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6035 on: June 27, 2014, 11:45:26 am »
Move to Syrupleaf.
WWUD if aliens?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6036 on: June 27, 2014, 03:50:04 pm »
Watch as they abduct elves and perform experiments the elves seem to actually enjoy.

WWUD if he was on 4Chan?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6037 on: June 28, 2014, 05:59:22 pm »
Descend into a life of poor decisions, drunkeness, and greed, broken only by intermittent bouts of indescribable violence against throngs of people who had done him no harm. In short, he would be become mayor from the social activity.

WWUD if he was made of sour cream?
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FACT III: "All life begins with Post-it notes and ends with Post-it notes. This is the truth! This is my belief!...At least for now."
FACT IV: SPEECHO THE TRUSTWORM IS YOUR FRIEND or BEHOLD: THE FRUIT ENGINE 3.0

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6038 on: June 28, 2014, 06:12:29 pm »
The Forgotten Dwarf Urist has come! Beware his sour cream breath! Now you know why you fear the night!

WWUD with a pet clown
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6039 on: June 28, 2014, 10:38:51 pm »
Give it a bicycle horn and immediately regret laugh maniacally at the honkening he unleashes upon is fellow dwarves. Lacking any airlocks as their fortress is not in outer space, shitcurity the fortress guard casts Urist and his pet clown into the magma. And there was much rejoicing.

WWUD is he gains the ability to shoot webs after getting bit by a radioactive cave spider?
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klefenz

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6040 on: June 28, 2014, 11:53:04 pm »
Be confined into a small room and forced to shoot webs all day for the clothing industry.

WWUD if he was a ghost and his slab was stolen by kobolds?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6041 on: June 29, 2014, 12:14:13 am »
Urist McWoodcutter discovered a kobold corpse, his face is frozen in terror.

WWUMcWoodcutter do after that?
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Quote from: Dirst on July 03, 2014, 12:23:30 pm
"I was chopping off little bits of 'im till he talked, startin' at the toes."
"You probably should have stopped sometime before his eyes."

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6042 on: June 29, 2014, 01:04:06 am »
Urist McWoodcutter is ambushed by kobolds whilst woodchopping.

WWUD if he was made of cheese?
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FACT III: "All life begins with Post-it notes and ends with Post-it notes. This is the truth! This is my belief!...At least for now."
FACT IV: SPEECHO THE TRUSTWORM IS YOUR FRIEND or BEHOLD: THE FRUIT ENGINE 3.0

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6043 on: June 29, 2014, 01:57:36 am »
Urist McFriend gives Urist McCheese a friendly slap on the shoulder and the severed part sails off in an arc.

WWUD if cheese would melt over time in a hot climate?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6044 on: June 29, 2014, 02:24:35 am »
Invent tortilla chips and enjoy some nachos.

WWUD if he had no flour?
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Quote from: Dirst on July 03, 2014, 12:23:30 pm
"I was chopping off little bits of 'im till he talked, startin' at the toes."
"You probably should have stopped sometime before his eyes."
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