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[Imic]

I just had a wonderfuliciously beutifuliant idea!
What if, using doomforests as a foundation, somehow gather up all the fortresses that have been going on for a while and use them all in some kind of huge, imposing, mad brilliant plot! and if so, which forts?!  Who thinks that this is a good idea?

[Drazoth]

That sounds terrifying.  DoomForests is already enough of a mess as is.  Although it could be !!FUN!!.  I guess I'm fine either way.   So long as DoomForests survives long enough for me to destroy it.

[Taupe]

Doomforests is already crumbling under the weight of its own metaplot (s). We hardly need any more convolution.

[TheImmortalRyukan]

I like the idea, and there is no such thing as enough in the dwarven language. Moar Moar MOAR!!!

Won't stop until all the metaverse in under the control of the Black Arrow

[MoonyTheHuman]

I like the idea, and there is no such thing as enough in the dwarven language. Moar Moar MOAR!!!

Won't stop until all the metaverse in under the control of the Black Arrow

Huzza!

[Imic]

That sounds good to me! But what fortresses shall we cross over with?
And also i-

That sounds terrifying.  DoomForests is already enough of a mess as is.  Although it could be !!FUN!!.  I guess I'm fine either way.   So long as DoomForests survives long enough for me to destroy it.
So long as DoomForests survives long enough for mr to destroy it
FOR ME TO DESTROY IT

Wait, WHAT? Did you just give away your plans? What does this mean? Illumanati confirmed? HWUT?

[Taupe]

To be fair, my first turn's plan was to prevent deaths and the whole fort wiped. My second turn's unnoficial goal was to turn everyone into vampires, and it backfired so bad, I ended up making the fort a more efficient, safer and friendlier place.

Honestly I'm quite fine with people trying to destroy the fort. Those are the safest turns.

[Iamblichos]

I think Doomforests already died... all that's been kept alive is the RPing.  Been forever since I've seen a real honest-to-god update from a real player.  Sounds like Sanctumcoal won and zombified everyone, and they still think they are alive, but aren't 

[TheImmortalRyukan]

ignore this post

SOAP

[Imic]

I think Doomforests already died... all that's been kept alive is the RPing.  Been forever since I've seen a real honest-to-god update from a real player.  Sounds like Sanctumcoal won and zombified everyone, and they still think they are alive, but aren't 

All the more reason for it to go out with a bang giant forum -wide crossover!
If you'll excuse me, I'm going to mention this to some other forts...
*runs towards breadbowl*

[TechnoXan]

Hello!! Hi everyone, my turn has arrived just in time for spring break so I shall get on it right away! Umm, where's the save?  I hope this will be able to restart the thread, so I shall try me 'ardest!

[TheImmortalRyukan]

Hello!! Hi everyone, my turn has arrived just in time for spring break so I shall get on it right away! Umm, where's the save?  I hope this will be able to restart the thread, so I shall try me 'ardest!

Now that you are here, I'll redo the player list to put you in...

*in creepy voice* Have fun

[Salmeuk]

Doomforests crumbled to it's end some years past, though Smuntsu managed to escape down the river on a raft made of soap. Miles downstream he disembarked and took up residence inside a hollowed-out highwood. A nearby population of gnomes mistook him for a forest god and now bring a monthly tribute of twine, Gnomeblight and small pebbles to the foot of the tree. He uses the twine to bind sheafs of paper into compendiums, and upon these books he uses the Gnomeblight to record twisting meta-fiction about the alternate history of Doomforests. He eats the pebbles because he isn't very bright.

At the public library, he uploads his fiction to this very forum under a series of alt-accounts. All of the elaborate sub-plots and convoluted alliances you've read are actually rhetorical devices, meant to dissuade the perceptive reader from discovering this dark secret:

We are all Smuntsu, Smuntsu is all of us.

[TheImmortalRyukan]

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Totally legit, all hail Smuntsu... or All Hail Us?

Sanctume was once caught up in the latest in the web of intrigues and conspiracy, but now tangled and lost in confusion.

Don't worry, me and a few of the boys are working on a new/redone metaplot... the world will tremble and fall to its knees

Umm, where's the save? 

Right here, last save was halfway through Kerval's turn, you may finish his turn, and then on to yours.

http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=11780

AND to prove Doomforest is not dead, I'll do an AU Adventuring story, a human on his way to Doomforest for some reason.
Just as filler before the madness comes back from hiatus

[Imic]

I DON'T THINK THA- capslock, sorry.
i don't think that we're all smunstu. well i don't know about you guys, but me? nope.
still, he is very, very amazing.
and not stupid.