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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 673427 times)

grisha5

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6045 on: June 29, 2014, 06:18:08 am »
go berserk

what would he do if he saw a kitten?
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XArgon

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6046 on: June 29, 2014, 10:30:05 am »
Look the kitten in the eyes. And get adopted.

WWUD if the kitten was in allegiance with a goblin civ?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6047 on: June 29, 2014, 10:41:16 am »
Urist McAdopted looses a roaring laughter, fell and terrible!

WWUD upon discovering a traitor in the midst of the fort.
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Quote from: Dirst on July 03, 2014, 12:23:30 pm
"I was chopping off little bits of 'im till he talked, startin' at the toes."
"You probably should have stopped sometime before his eyes."

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6048 on: June 29, 2014, 10:49:16 am »
Proceed to punch him in the index finger without a second thought, and be branded as an Enemy Of The State, triggering a loyalty cascade.

WWUD if he was suddenly in the new version, and his attack on the traitor DIDN'T trigger a loyalty cascade?
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klefenz

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6049 on: June 29, 2014, 11:00:06 am »
Attack him with a lethal attack causing a loyalty cascade. He is persecuted by the militia and klle by the yak general.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6050 on: June 29, 2014, 11:01:39 am »
WWUD if he had lost all his teeth and he was hungry?
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Tawa

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6051 on: June 29, 2014, 11:07:14 am »
Urist McToothless cancels drink: Interrupted by dragon.

WWUD if he was in D&D?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6052 on: June 29, 2014, 11:32:59 am »
Have no hitpoints, and thus become the living Armok.

WWUD if he was himself Armok?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6053 on: June 29, 2014, 11:46:53 am »
Create  a world untouched by war, a world of innocence, a world of lush forests and clear rivers where elves live in joy an harmony.
Then he would enter that world...

WWUD next?
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Tawa

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6054 on: June 29, 2014, 12:35:46 pm »
Be struck by melancholy and die for becoming an elf.

WWUD if he was dead?
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XArgon

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6055 on: June 29, 2014, 12:43:49 pm »
Make an observation that it's pretty cold and clammy. Then rise as a ghost and organize a party at the shale table.

WWUD if he was partying as a ghost, while Urist McStonecrafter was about to engrave a slab in his honor?
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sal880612m

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6056 on: June 29, 2014, 03:02:37 pm »
Urist McStonecrafter was found dead with a terrified look on his face.

WW Urist McHammerer do if justice could not be enforced?
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Quote from: Dirst on July 03, 2014, 12:23:30 pm
"I was chopping off little bits of 'im till he talked, startin' at the toes."
"You probably should have stopped sometime before his eyes."

klefenz

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6057 on: June 29, 2014, 11:13:07 pm »
Hammer any poor bastard and call it justice.

What would Gobbo McSiege do if dwarves dropped a lead statue on him and before being crushed he sees the statue and realizes it is a representation of himself being crushed by a statue?
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grisha5

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6058 on: June 29, 2014, 11:20:56 pm »
say "hi"

what would he do if he saw a opal?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6059 on: June 30, 2014, 01:19:23 am »
Run over and snatch it up. The gem was a trap! Urist is dead.

wwud if confronted by xargon's avatar.
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