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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 673904 times)

Eric Blank

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4170 on: March 16, 2013, 06:19:34 pm »
Die horrible.

WWUD if he were investigating an abandoned fortress, and found a maze of horribly torturous traps.
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Quote from: Andreus on June 09, 2011, 02:07:07 pm
I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4171 on: March 16, 2013, 06:53:17 pm »
Quote from: flameboy99 on March 16, 2013, 02:39:19 am
WWUD If he was stuck in the Dungeons of Doom? (It's from Nethack, for those of you who don't play it).

As someone asked earlier, he would get the Amulet of Yendor... Then encrust it with gems and spikes that menace.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4172 on: March 16, 2013, 06:56:29 pm »
Go nope and turn around.

What would Urist do if his sister and an elf eloped?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4173 on: March 16, 2013, 06:58:12 pm »
"Muckle Darned Elves, Tryin Tae Eat Me Siblings!"

WWUD if DF had a dark cult mechanic?
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flame99

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4174 on: March 16, 2013, 09:14:22 pm »
Where're me Weeer men, you muckle derned cultists!
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4175 on: March 16, 2013, 10:59:45 pm »
WWUD if it rained adamantine?
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Eric Blank

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4176 on: March 16, 2013, 11:28:13 pm »
Be torn to shreds by the hail of tiny shards of super-metal as soon as he steps outside.

WWUD if the rain of adamantine never ended? What if it rained adamantine all day, every day, for a hundred years?
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Quote from: Andreus on June 09, 2011, 02:07:07 pm
I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4177 on: March 16, 2013, 11:58:50 pm »
Urist: Ooh, a sock outside *Shreds into a million pieces*
Other Urist: Ooh, three socks outside! *Shreds into a million more pieces*
So on, so forth.

WWUD if he was told to be a miner and a militiamen at the same time?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4178 on: March 17, 2013, 12:55:18 am »
Urist McMinertiliaman strikes Granite in the granite, and the severed part sails off in an arc!
Granite has been struck down.
Urist McHauler picks up the granite.

WWUD if the granite struck back?
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Devling

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4179 on: March 17, 2013, 01:01:50 am »
It would be the blockbuster of the summer.
The Rockbuster one might say.

WWUD if he was the protagonist of an action flick?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4180 on: March 17, 2013, 01:13:53 am »
Urist! Lets go save the city!
Nah, I'm on my break mate. Get me some booze, I'm thirsty.

WWUD if the goblins developed a portable magma cannon?
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Eric Blank

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4181 on: March 17, 2013, 01:19:19 am »
Laugh at their machine's pitiful lack of pressure and inadequate magma supply

WWUD if he was a character in a more generic, boring fantasy game?
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Quote from: Andreus on June 09, 2011, 02:07:07 pm
I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4182 on: March 17, 2013, 01:23:32 am »
Make is less generic and boring.
With magma. Lots of magma.

WWUD if he fell in love with an elf?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4183 on: March 17, 2013, 01:34:44 am »
Commit suicide due to his unholy attraction.

WWUD if he read this forum?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4184 on: March 17, 2013, 08:10:36 am »
Take notes. Who needs an overseer when you can end the world on your own within the first 5 years?

WWUD if he was a hipster?
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