Topic: What Would Urist Do? (Read 673915 times)

Just Some Guy · « **Reply #4185 on:** March 17, 2013, 08:13:02 pm »

Drink sewer brew ironically and wear ironic clothing.

WWUD if he had no mouth but had to scream?

Remuthra · « **Reply #4186 on:** March 17, 2013, 08:16:09 pm »

Urist McNovelReference Cancels Scream: Too Injured

WWUD if he was colorblind?

Mr Space Cat · « **Reply #4187 on:** March 17, 2013, 10:38:12 pm »

Try to bathe in the magma sea.

WWUD if magma was just red koolaid?

Devling · « **Reply #4188 on:** March 17, 2013, 10:46:20 pm »

Very delicious elephants would happen.
(Boatmurdered reference)

WWUD if he lived in Boatmurdered?

Olith McHuman · « **Reply #4189 on:** March 18, 2013, 02:55:13 am »

One does not live in Boatmurdered. One is either dead or insane.

WWUD if he discovered the the fort's entire purpose was to make a set of adamantine armor for an adventurer, and that it was now to be abandoned?

Eric Blank · « **Reply #4190 on:** March 18, 2013, 03:42:59 pm »

Wait till the adventurer shows up, then run off and hide with the armor, leaving him blue-painted cloth, giggling like a little girl.

WWUD if the mighty overseer-spirit caught him in the act of running off with the goods?

Detahramet · « **Reply #4191 on:** March 18, 2013, 06:27:09 pm »

Nothing, he is just stealing the municipal sock supply.

WWUD if he could propel himself through the air with an endless stream of vomit

Lagslayer · « **Reply #4192 on:** March 18, 2013, 06:35:07 pm »

Urist cancels vomit: unsafe terrain!
Urist has plummeted to his death!

WWUD if the the other intelligent races banded together to stop the Dwarven Menace©?

Detahramet · « **Reply #4193 on:** March 18, 2013, 07:23:35 pm »

accomplish nothing, because dwarves fortresses are easily made into selfsufficent closed off communities. And because no other race can dig apparently.

Dr_Nocturne · « **Reply #4194 on:** March 19, 2013, 12:22:18 am »

What would Urist do if he had knowledge of genetic engineering?

hops · « **Reply #4195 on:** March 19, 2013, 12:30:15 am »

Urist McSock cancel live: KILL ME

WWUD if elves could fly.

Olith McHuman · « **Reply #4196 on:** March 19, 2013, 12:33:34 am »

They can. But that's only because the fort's space program has exhausted all of the possibilities offered by cat test subjects.

WWUD if the fort's magma cannon emptied the entire magma sea, leaving it an empty space?

Devling · « **Reply #4197 on:** March 19, 2013, 12:47:30 am »

I think by that point everyone is dead. Especially Urist.

WWUD if he was thrown in magma?

Eric Blank · « **Reply #4198 on:** March 19, 2013, 01:01:51 am »

Somehow, against all odds, manage to drag himself out and set fire to the forges before bleeding to death. Because Urist.

WWUD if the dorfiest idiocy he could muster was to go berserk after the death of his pet guinea hen and assault his family?

flame99 · « **Reply #4199 on:** March 19, 2013, 06:38:29 pm »

Cry himself to sleep.

WWUD if Urist if Cacame showed up?

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