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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 673902 times)

Olith McHuman

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4155 on: March 14, 2013, 02:53:41 am »
And forget to take them off first. Oops, should have read the warning tag.

WWUD if the fort started a space program?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4156 on: March 14, 2013, 04:07:50 am »
See also: Space Cat's username and avatar.  :P

WWUD if cooking sentients weren't unethical for dwarves.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4157 on: March 14, 2013, 10:47:08 am »
Elf steak.

WWUD If his crossbow could shoot missiles?
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Mr Space Cat

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4158 on: March 14, 2013, 12:13:38 pm »
Explosive headshots.

WWUD if he was the animal trainer in charge of training all 300 of the fort's stray cave crocodiles?
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Lagslayer

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4159 on: March 14, 2013, 12:27:30 pm »
Be the only dwarf that survives when the miners dig too deep.

WWUD if DF was a disney-style animated movie?
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IcyTea31

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4160 on: March 14, 2013, 01:35:18 pm »
There's no way the moral guardians would let the movie be published. Too much controversy.

WWUD if she was tasked to go get the Orb of Zot? (From Dungeon Crawl Stone Soup. Look it up, it's an open source roguelike.)
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4161 on: March 14, 2013, 02:13:16 pm »
Mine straight down to the Orb, mine straight up to get out. Kill anything in his way with legendary mining.

WWUD with the Orb of Zot?
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Olith McHuman

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4162 on: March 15, 2013, 01:35:30 am »
Yay! An artifact that I spent 50 lives to get that does nothing but try to kill me! Still looks nice though.

WWUD with the Amulet of Yendor?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4163 on: March 15, 2013, 02:07:34 am »
Quote from: Olith McHuman on March 15, 2013, 01:35:30 am
Yay! An artifact that I spent 50 lives to get that does nothing but try to kill me! Still looks nice though.

WWUD with the Amulet of Yendor?

Encrust it with jewels and make it menace with spikes.

WWUD upon seeing the face of Armok?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4164 on: March 15, 2013, 10:41:51 am »
Urist has gone stark raving mad!
Urist strikes Urist in the left eye using his first finger on his left hand!
The severed part flies off in an arc!
Urist strikes Urist in the right eye using his first finger on his right hand!
The severed part flies off in an arc!

WWUD if Tetminator Elves?
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Remuthra

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4165 on: March 15, 2013, 03:49:23 pm »
The tetrismator elves declare war on you if you don't store your items in space-efficient ways.

WWUS if he posted on this thread?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4166 on: March 15, 2013, 05:53:55 pm »
"Damn elves, tryin' to tell me what to do. I'm on break, ya gobbo bastards."

WWUD if he was given the mockma gun, a gun that shoots molten sock?
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Olith McHuman

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4167 on: March 15, 2013, 06:36:12 pm »
Tear open its ammo hopper.
Socks! On fire!

WWUD if the overseer forgot to pack a pick in the wagon for the new fort?
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Mr Space Cat

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4168 on: March 15, 2013, 07:13:33 pm »
Mine with his feet instead. Urist then passes out from the pain of two broken feet.

WWUD if his beard, and only his beard, was on fire?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4169 on: March 16, 2013, 02:39:19 am »
Dry to put it out in the Magma Sea, and burn horribly.

WWUD If he was stuck in the Dungeons of Doom? (It's from Nethack, for those of you who don't play it).
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