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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 673928 times)

Mr Space Cat

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4200 on: March 19, 2013, 07:30:15 pm »
Run. Run in awestruck-terror.

WWUD if he had a driver's license?
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Detahramet

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4201 on: March 19, 2013, 07:31:35 pm »
Drink and drive his magma powered chariot of death

wwud if Stop Drop and Roll was a practiced procedure?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4202 on: March 19, 2013, 07:37:18 pm »
Job cancelled Stop, Drop, and Roll: Interrupted by fire

What would Urist do if there was television?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4203 on: March 20, 2013, 02:51:52 am »
Urist cancels Dig: Watching television
Urist cancels Store Item in Stockpile: Watching television
Urist cancels Attend Party: Watching television
Urist cancels On Break: Watching television
Urist cancels Eat: Watching television
Urist cancels Drink: Watching television
Urist has died of thirst

WWUD if the power went out and the TV no longer worked? (Due to nobody maintaining the windmills because of the TV)
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4204 on: March 20, 2013, 07:21:09 am »
Urist has gone Melancholy!
Urist is taken by a fey mood!
This is The Internet. Of all craftsdwarfship it is of the highest quality.



WWUD once he realized he needed power for the internet as well?
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Remuthra

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4205 on: March 20, 2013, 07:22:54 am »
Research power generation on the internet.

WWUD if the internet caused a nyan catsplosion?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4206 on: March 20, 2013, 01:17:37 pm »
Quote from: Remuthra on March 20, 2013, 07:22:54 am
WWUD if the internet caused a nyan catsplosion?

[Hasn't that already happened?]
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4207 on: March 20, 2013, 04:52:50 pm »
Quote from: Remuthra on March 20, 2013, 07:22:54 am
Research power generation on the internet.

WWUD if the internet caused a nyan catsplosion?
Poptartcat roasts for everyone!

WWUD if Nyancat left a trail of lava instead?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4208 on: March 20, 2013, 06:06:56 pm »
A masterpiece by Urist McLegendaryEngraver has been destroyed! x100
Urist McLegendaryEngraver has entered a berserk rage!
Urist McLegendaryEngraver, Engraver cancels Fight: Dangerous Terrain x18
Urist McLegendaryEngraver, Engraver has died.

WWUD if he couldn't wait to bomb some dodongos?
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Devling

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4209 on: March 20, 2013, 06:17:15 pm »
Urist McLink cancels bomb Dodongo: Dodongos do not exist.

WWUD if he was the one.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4210 on: March 20, 2013, 06:22:45 pm »
You are the one, Urist McAnderson.
Urist McAnderson created Epicshades the Jewel of Spinning: A cat bone figurine!

This is a cat bone figurine of a +purring maggot cheese (5)+. All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality. On the item is an image of a spoon in hematite. The spoon is bending.

WWUD if there could be only one?
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Detahramet

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4211 on: March 20, 2013, 09:13:42 pm »
Disregard this entirely, as the Furious Fucking Feline Friends prove otherwise.

WWUD if he could beat armok in a duel where in his only weapon is the goblin tooth he knocked out of that swordsmaster last week?
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Devling

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4212 on: March 20, 2013, 09:15:26 pm »
No Urist, you are the Armok.

After all, there can be only one.

WWUD if he berzerked next to a floodgate?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4213 on: March 20, 2013, 10:24:13 pm »
Kill the pet dingo woman who was throwing a tantrum and about to break the floodgate because the overseer made her a part of the civ but she was naked and therefore very angry. Urist McBerserk thusly saves the fortress and becomes a hero, before walking through the trap hallway and becoming Urist McSalsa.

WWUristMcSalsaDo if he was still alive in his current state?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4214 on: March 20, 2013, 10:29:37 pm »
Shortly be beaten to a pulp by the militia when they eventually show up after coming back from their break a month later. A murdered civilian is still a murdered civilian. Loyalty cascade.

WWUD if he was a noble who was actually sane/reasonable?


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