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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 673883 times)

Remuthra

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4125 on: March 11, 2013, 04:19:00 pm »
When in doubt, weaponize.

WWUD if Bay 12 was a fortress, and Toady was the overseer?
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pisskop

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4126 on: March 11, 2013, 04:27:18 pm »
Use his awareness of the bay12 (and by extension, the whole of the internet) to take over the world before burning it all in an attempt to drill down to the magma sea with nukes.

WWUD if he was programmed as an ai in an advanced military hardware?
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wer6

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4127 on: March 11, 2013, 07:10:18 pm »
"Im Afraid I cant do that john" before flooding the entire place with cats, socks, and magma.
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Corai

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4128 on: March 11, 2013, 08:11:14 pm »
WWUD if elves became just as badass and resourceful as dwarves?
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Lagslayer

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4129 on: March 11, 2013, 08:27:01 pm »
Apply more magma. The elves are still bound by their ethics, and therefor, still only use wood.

WWUD if Justin Bieber "music" kept playing in his head?
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Just Some Guy

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4130 on: March 11, 2013, 10:43:08 pm »
Jump into magma. How is this not obvious.

WWUD if he was waiting for Godot?
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Xanmyral

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4131 on: March 11, 2013, 11:21:32 pm »
Urist McUrist Cancels Wait: Singing and Dance Number

WWUD if he was made of cotton candy?
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Eric Blank

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4132 on: March 12, 2013, 12:17:04 am »
Conclude that he is invincible, only to be shoved off a cliff by a fluffy wambler, and blow apart upon colliding with the ground.

WWUD if he was truly unstoppable?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4133 on: March 12, 2013, 04:24:12 am »
Do the above, but make a hole to the other side of the planet. He keeps falling back and forth as the Earth turns, eventually cutting it in half.

What would Urist McDiety do if he saw what the drunken midgets had done to his planet?
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Remuthra

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4134 on: March 12, 2013, 05:23:35 am »
Punish dwarves by making the ground impenetrable.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4135 on: March 12, 2013, 10:38:29 am »
Business as usual.

WWUD If dwarven tiger tank?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4136 on: March 12, 2013, 11:31:14 am »
"Load the tigers, Catten! Watch me nail that goblin over there between the eyes!"
The spinning tiger strikes Snuzob McGoblin in the head, shattering the skull, tearing the muscle and tearing the brain!
Urist has become a legendary siege operator.

WWUD when the tiger ammunition got hungry?
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IcyTea31

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4137 on: March 12, 2013, 12:36:32 pm »
All the better. The hunger increases their battle morale.

WWUD if the goblins managed to get their own tiger tank?
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wer6

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4138 on: March 12, 2013, 02:11:10 pm »
Raid those dwarfs but only too be cage trapped.

WWUD if his Artifact Tiger tank got stolen By those damned kobolds.((whose name happened too be deebus))
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Quote from: shadenight123 on August 25, 2013, 05:01:40 pm
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4139 on: March 12, 2013, 06:52:06 pm »
I need to build a bridge across a raging river. WWUD?

Stand in the middle of the river while constructing the bridge from below while battling Giant Manta Rays while getting hit in the face by Langour that fell into the river from the thousands they have in the hills.
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